WORSHIP YOUR ALMIGHTY PATRONS OF WAR, FILTHY PEASANTS
Meanwhile, our Veteran Affairs department is actually getting called out as a scandal after years of blatant
dismissals from various requests, but who needs VA benefits when you have your own holiday?
HOW YOU CAN BE A TRUE
AMERICAN HERO:
- 1. MOCK OBAMA
- 2. IGNORE VA SCANDAL ACCUSATIONS
- 3. SALUTE YOUR LOCAL VETERAN
- 4. DRAFT INTO THE ARMY FOR CHEAP COMM. COLLEGE
- 5. LOSE A LIMB FROM A PATROL AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN
Now go out there and serve your country, soldier!

RIP MEMORIAL DAY
5/26 - 5/27
YOU WILL BE MISSED