>You look up in the sky and see a very strange looking train plummeting towards you!
>There's no time to move! Ah!
>The train collides with your body, and splatters you against the ground.
>But for some reason, your body regenerates the damage quickly.
>"What in the absolute forget!" you exclaim!
>What on earth could cause a train to smash into you from the sky?
>And why did you regenerate? What does this all mean?
>But most importantly, what happens next?