OH HEY, HOWS IT GOING. EH, IT'S JUST MEMOTHER loving JESUS CHRIST
WAY BACK IN THE DAY, AMERICA ASKED ME TO BLESS THEM...
THEIR WHOLE COUNTRY (YEAH, REMEMBER "GOD BLESS AMERICA"?!)
SO I'LL PROTECT THEM FROM YOUR NERF NUKES SINCE THEY ASKED NICELY FOR ME TO HELP A BROTHER OUT!

LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU GUYS ONLY ASKED ME TO BLESS
YOUR QUEEN. BUT THAT'S FINE
SHE CAN SUFFER AS SHE WATCHES YOUR COUNTRY EXPLODE BY AMERICAS MONSTER snake ROCKETSHAVE A NICE DAY
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