Hoomanity's Future - hello

[Badger]

over a sattelite?

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[blazerblock2]

EC's observatories keep eyes on the skies.

[Badger]

Well actually mus could come in and take the UFO if he wanted, seeing as he's closer to the area and already has ships looking for it.

Tristan could pull it back too but that'd be a bit of a meta, however you guys don't know the structural integrity of the UFO and you should co-operate in salvaging/researching/investigating/recovering it

[mlockha]

uh ya hi, i'm closest to it

[TristanLuigi]

however you guys don't know the structural integrity of the UFO and you should co-operate in salvaging/researching/investigating/recovering it

That's what I was thinking, so no individual country benefits from it. Also, I haven't been doing much because I don't want to start a war while Crispy is gone. Calling in warships just in case, though.

[mlockha]

 im not afraid of calling a loving jihad on you bitches
that stuffs mine look at how close i am to it
i claim all north african lands

[TristanLuigi]

im not afraid of calling a loving jihad on you bitches
that stuffs mine look at how close i am to it
i claim all north african lands

i'm already there
like it's on my loving ship
crispy said it himself he did a random roll and I won

[mlockha]

i'm already there
like it's on my loving ship
crispy said it himself he did a random roll and I won

you stealing my stuff homeboy
you a swindler huh
listen you want some terrorists you just say so aight

[grunterdb1951]

I'll loving hunt you down across all seven seas until I can destroy that demon alien technology. It muST DIE

[TristanLuigi]

I'll loving hunt you down across all seven seas until I can destroy that demon alien technology. It muST DIE

I would rather destroy it than hand it over to dictator cuntbags like you!

(NAU we should totally ally and do research together and watch Conservatia get butthurt)

[mlockha]

I'll loving hunt you down across all seven seas until I can destroy that demon alien technology. It muST DIE

mohammed agrees
you wanna team up on this op conservatia

[TristanLuigi]

mohammed agrees
you wanna team up on this op conservatia

no no no we ally
and do research
and then conservatia gets butthurt

actually I would ally with Conserv too

either one of you?

[mlockha]

no no no we ally
and do research
and then conservatia gets butthurt

what is research
we do not know this word

[grunterdb1951]

what is research
we do not know this word

research is fascist slang for demon summoning, clearly anglos are satanists.

[TristanLuigi]

Why does everybody hate technological progression and instead want to start wars?

Confidential (that means you can't use this IC):
Stellastria hides the alien tech in a box labelled "Meals, Ready to Eat" and some engineers weld together some steel and attach nonfunctional blinking lights and circuit boards of odd shapes as a decoy.