Alien On Earth - Closed ;~;

[}]Crazy[{]

learn to use your robotic feet, your wasting jet fuel

[Ad Bot]

[Bacon Pancakes]

equip your fedora again you scum
don't go anywhere without it

Ok

eat a piece of it and store it in your helmet next to your head

You eat it... You then feel funny so you take your mask off... Nothing happens... WE CAN BREATE OXYGEN!

Learn to breathe oxygen

learn to use your robotic feet, your wasting jet fuel

>What now?

[PurpleSir]

stomp all the way to new york city

[Kohoutek]

call alien friends

[Bacon Pancakes]

stomp all the way to new york city

call alien friends

You're kinda hungry, but you're not sure. So you decide to call some friends while you wait and wonder if you should have one!



>So, do we buy one

[Aware]

Kick the hot dog stand down and kick any puny humans in the way, because your friends told you too

[Cybertails1998]

You have only just crash-landed, you probably don't have any Earth money you nutcase

[Bacon Pancakes]

Kick the hot dog stand down and kick any puny humans in the way, because your friends told you too

"Piss off humans, my friend told me to say that I guess..."

You have only just crash-landed, you probably don't have any Earth money you nutcase

There was... um a winning lottery ticket inside that chocolate bar

[PurpleSir]

go to local liquor store and turn in the lottery ticket, then buy 10 gallons of beer.

[Bacon Pancakes]

go to local liquor store and turn in the lottery ticket, then buy 10 gallons of beer.

Achievement Unlocked: Furling back in August

[ZombieDude]

turn the beer in for wine
you are a classy hotdog-eating alien not a fatass

your artwork is cool btw

[Kohoutek]

Apologise to the hotdog vendor.
But since you're drunk as forget from that beer you do quite the opposite.

[Aut0]

drink the beer
all of it

[Bacon Pancakes]

-nevermind-

[Snaked_Snake]

Try to join a teamin the olympics.