Congratulate my milestone. I know that this means I'm still a newbie to the forums but everyone cares who cares?
Actually, this is a bit stupid just saying that this is a milestone for me. I need to say some of my weirdest secrets:
I like being at home with just underwear
I feel like all of you forumers can help me in a tough situation
I once had a crush on a fictional character when I was 4
I got an erection from Barbies when I was 4
I danced naked in my room a lot when I was 7
I smashed two of my mom's mirrors on gigantic pillows when I was 4 because I thought the pillows were "evil"
That's it, next milestone I'm going to talk about the three years of my life in California. Wait... but when should the next milestone be?