procrastination THREAD: How often do you masturbate?

[Alyx Vance]

how the forget do you guys get off so often

By being horny teenagers.

6

I have probably hit 8 before at the most. Get on my level
;-;

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[hodot]

jesus christ i just do it once a day i dont understand you people

[Katadeus]

usually around 5 times a week
No more than twice a day

[Headcrab Zombie]

11 people are lying and/or too young

[Caribou]

I have never touched the jackhammer in my life, I am a spiritual Jewish boy and I believe that it is most proper for me to wait for schlumping until I am of age and married.

[Kimon²]

every once in a while

i would never do it more than twice in a day

[Jubel]

schlumping

Best smile from forum 2015

[Kimon²]

but the real question is has anyone here or anyone you know ever done it....

IN SCHOOL?

seriously i've heard stories, including massive jerk-offs in protest

dont ask

[Duhman115]

I usually do it once a day at home or whenever someone links me/ I find research

[Alyx Vance]

but the real question is has anyone here or anyone you know ever done it....

IN SCHOOL?

seriously i've heard stories, including massive jerk-offs in protest

dont ask

People get suspended from my school for that quite a bit.

[AdinX]

It depends on what you mean
Sessions?
Singular jerkin'?
That could be 4 or it could be 1 bruh you don't know me

[Caribou]

It depends on what you mean
Sessions?
Singular jerkin'?
That could be 4 or it could be 1 bruh you don't know me

What do you mean by singular jerkin'? Is that when you use a tuna jar or a barbie doll?

[Buu]

I just lay in bed, cuddle with one of my dragon plushies, and fantasize as I manhandle myself

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I stopped jerking off a long time ago, just gotta have a little self control

[SquartleTurtle]

i would never want to meet any of you guys because by the looks of it you guys never wash your herpes infested hands when your jerk off

[Nonnel]

twice a day :-)