procrastination THREAD: How often do you masturbate?

[Flatflyer]

jesus christ i just do it once a day i dont understand you people

try having friends who link you tons of research you like and do love rp stuff with you and you'll see why

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

oh stuff i thought "1-3 times a week" was "1-3 times a day"

[Markey]

Once a day usually. I've been fapping since I was 3.

[Mr Man]

try having friends who link you tons of research you like and do love rp stuff with you and you'll see why

"friends"

[Flatflyer]

"friends"

friends, research suppliers, whatever you want to call them.

[Mr Man]

friends, research suppliers, whatever you want to call them.

I'm pretty sure love doing with your friends is leaning more towards friends with benefits

[/Pacha]

hardly ever, i find it gross honestly

[GhostStar]

I quit research and procrastination about 3 months ago.

[Renekar]

masturnation

[/Pacha]

masturnation

[GhostStar]

masturnation

lol

[AdinX]

What do you mean by singular jerkin'? Is that when you use a tuna jar or a barbie doll?

it's mayonnaise FYI

[Danny Boy]

It's become such a problem that my greatest fear is someone walking into my room with an ultra violet light.

[Emo Freak]

It's become such a problem that my greatest fear is someone walking into my room with an ultra violet light.

Excuse me while I go purchase one stat, if I shine it on your face will it glow?

[AdinX]

Excuse me while I go purchase one stat, if I shine it on your face will it glow?

the question is not will his face glow
the question is what will NOT glow