Homemade pepper spray?

[xSetrox]

Hey,
I would really love to have a small bottle of pepper spray in my pocket just in case anything happens. It'll make me feel so much secure.
What ingredients should I put inside it? Surprisingly, I don't have any peppers that aren't in sediment form.
Rules:
-Must hurt like the worst loving thing ever (or the most pain without going blind)
-Can't make someone blind
-Must be easy to find around the house

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[Bomb Kirby]

Salt water?

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H2SO4

[xSetrox]

Salt water?

lol i could swim in that with my eyes open

[Frankie²]

i dont think youre gonna get that
just buy a small knife from a hardware store
no age restrictions on them

i got mine for ~$14 (without employee discount its like $20)
handy and good for bar fights

[Bomb Kirby]

lol i could swim in that with my eyes open

no it hurts

trust me

[Hardy619]

Urine. That works, right?

[Ben Grapevine]

I would buy a legitimate mace or pepper spray bottle instead of trying some home remedy.

[bithead9]

Lemon Juice.

[Bomb Kirby]

Lime juice.

With some kiwi mixed in. Kiwi is always good.

[John Freeman]

lol i could swim in that with my eyes open

You can, but it actually hurts your eyes

[xSetrox]

H2SO4

that can make you blind tho

eh
you have to really get near them with that, with a spray you can do it from about 2 feet away

[Headcrab Zombie]

Just slice up several peppers and put them in olive oil and let them sit for several days. You'll have a chili-infused olive oil that can be used on many food products, and f strong enough, would provide enough irritation to deter most attackers

I would buy a legitimate mace or pepper spray bottle instead of trying some home remedy.

This

[Trogtor]

honestly just grinding up regular jalapeno pepper into a juice hurts like hell anyways.

[Frankie²]

eh
you have to really get near them with that, with a spray you can do it from about 2 feet away

when i kicked a homeless guy of my works property the sight of the thing clipped my belt was enough
child molesters arent gonna want a kid that has a loving razor on his belt