DETAINED FOR BEING INVOLVED WITH SUSPICIOUS GROUPS.
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(Wearing black suit, bowler hat and dark shades, followed by my partner.)
*Enters booth.*
*Shows Swat 3 badge to the Arstotzkan Secret Police and a revolver.*
*Partner dashes Swat 3 over the head with his revolver, knocking him out. I bind Swat 3 and put a sack over his head.*
*Escorts Swat 3 out with my revolver to his back.*
*Replaces with new DHA Officer.*
1) Glorious ARSTOTZKA has no secret police.
2) I am the lovely dear leader of GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA.
3) YOU ARE DETAINED FOR:
- ATTACKING A BORDER-PASSPORT-CHECKER MAN
- FAKING YOU ARE A FAKE OFFICIAL
EXECUTION TONIGHT!
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OT: Glory to Artzotska! I love country! Is good life here!
Glory to Arstotzka!
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2 Labor Lottery Tickets!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4GWyd7vhj0
^How much I love Arstotzka^
(I can recite the lyrics almost 100% without the song.)
DEAR PEASANT,
THAT SONG WAS IN OP!
YOU GET ONE TICKET.
I AM ONE HEAD MEMBER OF ARSTOTZKAN FEDERATION! I RETURN HERE HOME AFTER ACTIVE DEPLOYMENT DUTY.
HEAD?
EITHER WAY, PAPERS PLEASE.
do you kebab?
pls I need
You of what?
COMMUNIST REVOLT WAS TERRIBLE SHOULD GO BACK TO REPUBLIC OR EVEN MONARCHY
EXECUTED.
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Greetings, human.
KILLED WITH SNIPER RIFLE.
DEATH TO ARSTOTZKA!
*Worker Nobot fumbles with the wires and successfully kebabs the bomb*
DETAINED AND EXECUTED.
И ам гоенг то деклар вар он ю Арстотзка!
GOOGLE TRANSLATE NOT OF WORKINGS.
BUT I ASSUME YOU JUST SAID YOU DECLARE WAR ON GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA.
DETAINED AND FORCED HARD LABOR.
