Author Topic: Слава Arstotzka!  (Read 7729 times)

thanks for reminding me i needed to continue playing this game


I return to glorious country after war with Kolechia!
What is this... thing in the image? Not properly pictured... not even a face or a human.

DETAINED.

you are missing some documents
You are not of border-passport-checker.

DETAINED.

Border just opened. Passport minimum requirement.
Blah!

UN-DETAINED.

Game is extremely overrated tbh. But this thread is cool.
TWO TICKETS FOR JOB LOTTERY.

boooo

KOLECHIAN TERRORIST.

DETAINED!

That has a lot of discrepancies.

Yes! You win the lottery! You know border-passport-checker!

What? Passport is valid. Full name, love, issuing city, expiration date, and code. I don't need any other papers, either. Border just opened.

APPARENTLY BETWEEN 3 QUOTES WE CHANGED OUR POLICY.

YOU NEED A TICKET. TURN YOU AWAY, WE DO!

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
thanks for reminding me i needed to continue playing this game
2 JOB LOTTERY TICKETS.

UPDATED LIST AT BOTTOM OF OP
« Last Edit: June 09, 2014, 12:20:01 AM by Swat 3 »

I request application for detainment guard. Here is application fee:


I LOVE GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

I return to glorious country after war with Kolechia!
oh good lord ss13

i havent played that in forever


I request application for detainment guard. Here is application fee:


YOU MUST FIRST ENTER GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS ARSTOTSKA.
ALSO YOU MUST WIN LOTTERY IN ORDER TO DO THAT.

I LOVE GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
Вы получаете два лотерейных билетов!

What is this... thing in the image? Not properly pictured... not even a face or a human.

DETAINED.
You are not of border-passport-checker.

DETAINED.
Blah!

UN-DETAINED.
TWO TICKETS FOR JOB LOTTERY.

KOLECHIAN TERRORIST.

DETAINED!

Yes! You win the lottery! You know border-passport-checker!

APPARENTLY BETWEEN 3 QUOTES WE CHANGED OUR POLICY.

YOU NEED A TICKET. TURN YOU AWAY, WE DO!
2 JOB LOTTERY TICKETS.

UPDATED LIST AT BOTTOM OF OP

fuock u man I'll wrek ya

fuock u man I'll wrek ya
STILL DETAINED.

EXECUTION ORDER IS BEING DISCUSSED.



GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
TICKETx2

Slava arstotzka?
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooOOOOORY TO ARSTOTZKA.


harriers
DETAINED FOR THREAT AGAINST:
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo oOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS ARSTOTZKA.