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[Swat 3]

ARSTOTSKA GLORIOUS

GLORIOUS NATIONAL ANTHEM WITH LYRICS

SAY HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THIS GLORIOUS COUNTRY, AND GET 2 TICKETS IN THE JOB LOTTERY!

JOB LOTTERY ENTRANTS:
MUS - TWO TICKETS
REDCONER - TWO TICKETS
CRUNK^2 - TWO TICKETS
GORIJA - TWO TICKETS
APERTURESCIENCE -  TWO TICKETS
BOINK! - TWO TICKETS
PURPLESIR - TWO TICKETS
0xBRIANSMITH - TWO TICKETS
ALTERNATIVE - TWO TICKETS
GEN. FIRE BIRD - ONE TICKET
DASWIRUCH - TWO TICKETS
MRKITKAT - TWO TICKETS
TH3COOLSR3R - TWO TICKETS
ZAY - TWO TICKETS
ALPHADIN - TWO TICKETS


BORDER-PAPERS/PASSPORT-CHECKERS:
WORKER NOBOT - ASSIGNED BORDER POST #2

DETAINED:
TROGTOR - IMPERSONATED BORDER-PAPERS/PASSPORT CHECKERS
XSETROX - IMPERSONATED BORDER-PAPERS/PASSPORT CHECKERS
MAXXI - IMPERSONATED BORDER-PAPERS/PASSPORT CHECKERS

MAUI69 - KOLECHIAN TERRORIST
EPICDUKE - KOLECHIAN TERRORIST
SWEDEN-LOVER-MAXWELL - SWEDISH-KOLECHIAN TERRORIST AND CRANK CALL ENTHUSIAST

MCZEALOT - BEING INVOLVED WITH SUSPICIOUS GROUPS

/PACHA - STUPID KOLECHIAN WHO FORGOT PASSPORT

THE HACKER - PHAILURE OF PASSPORT

NOOSE:
SWAT ONE
BASSCROSSMEGAMAN1 - BEING FAT KOLECHIAN MEANY
ECSTATICEGGPLANT - BOMB

DEATH BY GUN:
LEETZERO - UGLY KOLECHIAN ALIEN/TERRORIST

HARD LABOR:
GHOSTSTAR - THREATENING GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS ARSTOTZKA
HODOT - THREATENING GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS ARSTOTZKA

WANTED/NO-SHOWY-AT-BORDER:
CATOFBLOCKS - KOLECHIAN SUPPORTER

[Ad Bot]

[Trogtor]

papers plz

[Nobot]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.

[Maui69]

no pls

[Swat 3]

papers plz

You not of border-passport-checker! DETAINED.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.

2 TICKETS IN GLORIOUS JOB LOTTERY.

no pls

DETAINED, KOLECHIAN SCUM.

[the hacker]

I return to glorious country after war with Kolechia!

[xSetrox]

you are missing some documents

[the hacker]

you are missing some documents

Border just opened. Passport minimum requirement.

[xSetrox]

Border just opened. Passport minimum requirement.

i see...

[mus]

Game is extremely overrated tbh. But this thread is cool.

[Epicduke]

boooo

[Nobot]

-snip-
I return to glorious country after war with Kolechia!

That has a lot of discrepancies.

[CharlesSpeaking]

-snip-
I return to glorious country after war with Kolechia!

Cause no trouble.

[the hacker]

That has a lot of discrepancies.

What? Passport is valid. Full name, love, issuing city, expiration date, and code. I don't need any other papers, either. Border just opened.

[Redconer]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA