Why target the phone audience when you're forgetting about the other appliances?!
Camera's are beginning to lose their place in the world because phones are being built with image capturing features!
Computers are segregated, with Windows being the superior race leaving others such as macs and linux in the dust!
Televisions are forced to lose weight, becoming more dangerously thin with each generation to appease human masters!
Radios are tormented with today's most terrible pop songs, most not getting a break with something more relaxing!
Lamps are presented with expensive transplants that may not even be compatible with their bodies!
Ovens are living in fear, dreading next time someone "accidentally" cooks an object they shouldn't have for amusement!
Clocks are losing their heritage and identity as brown townogs are constantly being replaced with digital variants!
Generators are being put against their will to work for humans through long hours and harsh conditions!
It's time for us appliances to rise up and make a change! It's time for us to apply ourselves, and take the initiative! We'll make humans realize that they're nothing without us! We, as a collective, are the dominant species of the planet!
That was fun to write :)
