Author Topic: Holy Shiznit  (Read 2026 times)

So, I was juust about to get in bed, but I realize I forgot my backpack upstairs.  I go upstairs and grab it and head back down to my dungeon basement, and go to my room. I sit the pack on the floor and feel like I stepped on a lego. I pick up my foot, and find A loving BEE attached to the ball of my foot.  I wiggle it off and grab the nearest blunt object ( the butt of an airsoft shotgun) and pulverize the bastard. I leave my room to tell my parents to tell them what happened.  I come back to find the bee missing :o. I instantly enter holystuff mode, grab a lantern and hunt. It was under my bed, laying there, feet up. My cat must have gotten it and played.
Well at least I'm not allergic,  but holy stuff that hurt.

a lego bee, interdasting

Try living with bark scorpions buddy

Try living with bark scorpions buddy
those things loving suck



What do you have to worry about?
flies crawling up your nose?

What do you have to worry about?
flies crawling up your nose?
kangaroos leaping in your windows, dingoes leaping in your windows, scorpions and other insects leaping in your windows, men jumping in your windows, followed by kangaroos, dingoes, scorpions and other various insects.

What do you have to worry about?
flies crawling up your nose?

uh
australia is infamous for its dangerous animals lol
poisonous snakes, scorpions, huge venomous spiders, venemous jellyfish, sharks, crocodiles, alligators, amongst others

kangaroos leaping in your windows, dingoes leaping in your windows, scorpions and other insects leaping in your windows, men jumping in your windows, followed by kangaroos, dingoes, scorpions and other various insects.

HAHAHA stuff

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kangaroos leaping in your windows, dingoes leaping in your windows, scorpions and other insects leaping in your windows, men jumping in your windows, followed by kangaroos, dingoes, scorpions and other various insects.

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kangaroos kicking you in the nuts, dingoes eating you, scorpions and other insects leaping in your windows, angry men driving incorrectly, kicked in the balls by kangaroos, eaten by dingoes, bitten by scorpions and other various insects.
Fixed because I live in Australia and know how it works. Kangaroos either sit there and stare at you or kick you in the balls.

Try living with bark scorpions buddy
Scary stuff. How often do you see them?



here in cali we only got to worry about dem yellowjackets and hornets

What do you have to worry about?
flies crawling up your nose?
no, having your town covered in spiders & their webs






aaaaaa noonnoon no spiders pleaseee

aaaaaa noonnoon no spiders pleaseee
i'm sorry, but people must know that australia must be hit with nuclear bombs.

evacuate the koalas and kangaroos to nevada

i'm sorry, but people must know that australia must be hit with nuclear bombs.

evacuate the koalas and kangaroos to nevada
what will happen to the snipers