GENERIC FORUM ADVENTURR

[Wrapperup]

draw a key and open the door with it

[Ad Bot]

[RedJohn]

draw a key and open the door with it

You can't seem to find a pen.

try to look in the closet or something for a key

You find a hangar and a complete kit making your own keys complete with a tiny blacksmith. Too bad the blacksmith speaks mandarin and you have no idea of how to smelt keys.

[Zanaran2]

that is not how phYSICS WORKS

shut up redjon ur sutpid

[CharlesSpeaking]

BECOME THE CEILING FAN

[RedJohn]

BECOME THE CEILING FAN

You concentrate extremely hard on the fan, but in the end, you just decide that you're going to give yourself an aneurysm if you keep this up.

shut up redjon ur sutpid

UR STUPID!!111

[Champion]

throw the bed at the door

[Wrapperup]

open the window and escape

[Zanaran2]

TURN SIDEWAYS AND BECOME 2D SO YOU CAN PHASE THROUGH THE WALL

[RedJohn]

throw the bed at the door

Your arms are thin and weak, you can't even throw the pillow.

open the window and escape

The window is not only the same color as the wall, it seems like the builder just glued the window frame to the wall. He probably used up all the glue too.

TURN SIDEWAYS AND BECOME 2D SO YOU CAN PHASE THROUGH THE WALL

This is not that silly other forum adventure, STICK MAN LIEF(TM), everything is 3D!

[CharlesSpeaking]

crawl under the bed and cry in shame at your worthlessness, become emo

[RedJohn]

crawl under the bed and cry in shame at your worthlessness, become emo

Your head is too big to fit under the bed. You can't even do that right.

[SquartleTurtle]

Your arms are thin and weak, you can't even throw the pillow.

THEN HOW THE forget DID YOU EVEN GET UP IN THE FIRST PLACE

[RedJohn]

THEN HOW THE forget DID YOU EVEN GET UP IN THE FIRST PLACE

You woke up sitting up, not laying down. In fact, you find this fact so profound that you have to find out why you woke up sitting up.

QUEST LOG GROCERY LIST

• Find out why the forget you were sitting up when you woke up
• Find a way out of this loving ROOM

[Zanaran2]

YOU WERE ON MUSHROOMS ONLY EXPLANATION

[CharlesSpeaking]

exit through window