Author Topic: GENERIC FORUM ADVENTURR  (Read 2270 times)





You wake up in an extremely badly drawn and monotonous room. It seems to be at an angle and you almost lose your balance. You manage to hold yourself still, though. You look down at your hands. You look like the drawing of a handicapped 2 year old that uses markers with their feet. Why are your arms on the sides of your abdomen?? You glance at your surroundings with your nonexistent eyes. You see a badly drawn window that looks exactly like the wall, you see a closet, a fan, a bed, a rug that goes under the floor, and an especially badly drawn door.

GLUE YOUR HAND TO THE FAN YAAAAY

There is no glue. Unless there's some in the closet or you go to the store (if there even is a store), you can't glue yourself to the fan quite yet.


throw your closet out the window and then eat your bed

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This IS a generic forum adventure, we have to make generic forum adventure responses.

EAT THE FAN
You don't have a mouth. Damn.
throw your closet out the window and then eat your bed
The closet seems to be bolted to the wall. Also, no mouth.
Open the door(??).
Door's locked. There's a keyhole, though.


This IS a generic forum adventure, we have to make generic forum adventure responses.

I did

PEEK THROUGH THE KEYHOLE


With your nonexistent eyes, you see a series of rectangles arranged in the form of the city in the distance, and a path that leads into what looks like a forest.

Since the keyhole is now bigger than us, walk through it.

Since the keyhole is now bigger than us, walk through it.
that is not how phYSICS WORKS

try to look in the closet or something for a key