This, of course, happened to be the worst idea I had ever conceived. I ended up in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, trying my absolute hardest not to throw up. Upon returning, I had to tell my counselors that I had not realized lunch had ended in order to save myself from incoming embarrasment.
I, like many others here, decided to purchase this product based on the hilarity of previous reviews. Upon receiving the package, I ate about two dozen bears, bracing for what I thought would be an inevitable poopocolypse.The bears themselves were good, although a little chewy due to the cold weather. I actually prefer the milder taste of the sugar-free bears to their more tart counterparts. Overall a good eating experience.Time passed, and gas did happen, but not to an impressive degree. Thankfully it was only gas, too. The odor was foul and the sound boisterous, but nothing worthy of epic poem.If you like gummy bears and some bonus poots for eating them, then I recommend this product. If you expect exactly what these crazy reviews are claiming, then forget about it.EDIT: I was so very wrong. So so wrong. Thinking these bears wouldn't affect me, I helped myself to about 30 more. This time, only three hours into digestion, my ass decided to perform a dramatic reenactment of the Eruption of Pompeii. This product is worth all its commentary after all. Now please excuse me, I have to defile the bathroom.
why would you ever eat that many gummy bears at once
Finished the first bag, nothing so far.
