over the past week give or take a few days
my friends have been absolutely handicapped
First I tell my friend that this thing my other friend hates is better than the thing my other friend loves, and he sends it to other friend, I get added to skype call. Internet sucks so I don't join in, I get told to shove 9 inchers up my butt. Spammed with 404 /b/ links and reddit that I know better than to click, I'm irritated, but still finding it funny.
The three involved were "joking", but they're still cunts, so I confronted my friend about it on steam. I joked about how his taste was bad (i said "ur taste sucks.....") and then a tirade follows, that is still no more than a joke.
We're even, but my friend decides to spam. Then some stuff followed and now we're fair. (unrelated friend added friend, said blahblah stuff).
I guess we're even now, but today I tell my friend to join my synchtube. Hilarity ensued:

Then he goes on the synchtube and starts acting like a complete idiot. He acts like I don't know him when I clearly know who he is and state it multiple times, and when he reveals himself, he says that I'm stupid for not seeing it before.
I then proceed to have my synchtube spammed by this kid.
I'll let you guys form your own opinions, maybe I was the starfish? Maybe they were the starfishs, I don't know. Discuss dumb friends or starfish friends.