Author Topic: okay bitches time for another camping thread (Off-Topic Camping Trip III)  (Read 1401 times)

* dallas throws a forgetload of vore pictures at mr. man as a distraction

it's cold here in the mountains

y'know, kindling the fire sorta reminds me of my life... a lot of little pieces, burning in the fire, ashes blowing away in brisk wind. I remember being a child, bright eyed and innocent, and my teachers would tell us that we were kings among mice, paragons of individuality with the power to pursue our dreams! now i'm single, working as a gas station attendant, and still 50k in debt from art college. if i hadn't drunk so much maybe i could've finished my bachelor's in art history...

anybody want a hotdog

* dallas throws a forgetload of vore pictures at mr. man as a distraction
* Mr Mans vagina becomes doused in a salty fluid as he gazes over the beautiful masterpieces


u wot
I believe his pootintang sprayed into his thong and now he wants to plug the leaky faucet with his middle finger whilst polishing the pearl with his thumb

I believe his pootintang sprayed into his thong and now he wants to plug the leaky faucet with his middle finger whilst polishing the pearl with his thumb
so in other words he needs a plumber

so in other words he needs a plumber
Gonna take one hell of a hot plumper to repair that stuff

Gonna take one hell of a hot plumper to repair that stuff
hm, odd you say that since it's summer but yeah i guess, if the faucet is in a basement or something then yeah it may be cold

the plumber better take a heater with him

hm, odd you say that since it's summer but yeah i guess, if the faucet is in a basement or something then yeah it may be cold

the plumber better take a heater with him
Oh baby, it's already hot in my basement

can i be the creepy guy thats camping one campsite over

can i be the creepy guy thats camping one campsite over
Mr Man already is, he just flooded his own campsite with post sugar free haribo syndrome and puddin juices so he came over to defile our campsite and steal our twinks

Mr Man already is, he just flooded his own campsite with post sugar free haribo syndrome and puddin juices so he came over to defile our campsite and steal our twinks
But you forgot all of the sugar free haribo gummy bears you ingested forcibly, you notice a loud rumbling in your stomach, and you notice a familiar feeling against your star fish

all the food has been turned into sugar free haribo gummy bears

But you forgot all of the sugar free haribo gummy bears you ingested forcibly, you notice a loud rumbling in your stomach, and you notice a familiar feeling against your star fish
* Lizzy falls to the ground as her star fish becomes a geyser for butt period, shooting a spray of fudge into the air and onto Mr Man as he/she (Mr Man) tickles his/her pickle entrance
« Last Edit: June 25, 2014, 04:10:12 AM by Lizzy »

* Lizzy falls to the ground as her star fish becomes a geyser for butt period, shooting a spray of fudge into the air and onto Mr Man as he/she (Mr Man) tickles his/her pickle entrance
* Mr Man suddenly turns his/her butt toward Lizzy and what can only be described as brown magma erupts from Mt. St. Mr Mans star fish, spraying all over lizzy as her vajayjay also becomes doused in a salty fluid