So you're saying I'm either LewnJa, a Muslim, Kalphiter, or DrenDran, or Builder's Digital Experience?
Why do you people loving give a stuff anyway? What's wrong with you people?? Who gives a stuff???
I'm guessing you're either one of those people you listed or Pacnet, so this is probably just some
elaborate social experiment where you're going to use this thread and the hostile responses you get as some sort of evidence that our community is needlessly hostile towards all newcomers.
What you probably won't mention is that your 'participants' made it plainly obvious that your aim is to deceive people in the community("Yo hey guys, solve the mystery and I'll make you poop your pants!"), which almost any community would negatively respond to. It's actually a pretty serious flaw in your experimental design, and it might prevent you from getting published in next month's edition of
Bullstuffter's Monthly.