The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[tber123]

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I used a console command in the later posts to hide the HUD.

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[tber123]

WRONG END 1(Obviously not canon)



With a scream of "CHEEKI BREEKI", you jump through the window and pull out your sausage, intending to save ammo by melee killing the Freedom member and taking his stuff. The gunstore owner doesn't have any cookies.

Goto the gun store, ask for a cookie. If they don't have any, bash with vodka bottle, alternative = sausage.

Shout, "AN NU!  CHEEKI BREEKI IW DAMKE!" at the top of your lungs to get someone's attention.

Combined these two into one



Unfortunately, you run out of Time Units and the Freedom member scores a critical hit, incapacitating you. You are then fed to the pseudodogs.

Snap back to reality! Also, look at the Shadow Of Chernobyl HUD.



You buy ammo for the UDP Compact and the Chaser 13.

Go to Kellco and buy a chaser 13.

Go to the Gun store and buy some more rounds, then go to Kellco.

New interesting location unlocked: Train Station. Allows you to leave the city and go to a new one. Useful incase you piss off the wrong faction too much(Free Stalkers/Combine/Monolith/Duty/Freedom/Military/Counter Strike Terrorists)



Total list of interesting locations you can go to that have been discovered so far, along with the train station: (Remember, this is more like a suggestion. You aren't forced to go to these places.)

Pub  Recent police raid, unknown if the cops are still there
Nightclub and police station High risk location, as the combine don't take too kindly to bandits.
Houses Unknown danger
Souvenir shop Possible front for a enemy gang
Kellco Gun Store Somewhat safe, just don't piss off the gunstore owner. He doesn't call 911, he calls .357.

[AutoBahn]

pub

[firestorm]

Wait what game are you getting the pics out of? Also go to the pub, pickpocket police for ammo if they're there.

[tber123]

Wait what game are you getting the pics out of? Also go to the pub, pickpocket police for ammo if they're there.

Garry's Mod with addons used in it, such as the STALKER content.

pub

pickpocket police for ammo if they're there.

There is a dead bloodsucker right outside the pub. You hear conversation inside.



More dead bloodsuckers are seen, along with what looks like the aftermath of a combine raid. The metrocops talk of getting drunk once they raid the stash of vodka. The Nova Prospekt guards decide to immediately leave after they finish the job.



The victims lined up for a firing squad turn out to be a bunch of rebels and civvies, along with your fellow bandits.

The Metro Cops are getting drunk when the execution starts, and the Nova Prospekt guards are going to leave right after they execute the fellow bandits.

Inventory check: Hunting Knife, Sausage, Vodka, UDP Compact, Chaser 13

[firestorm]

Wait until they get drunk then open fire.

[Snaked_Snake]

May I ask why they want to kill innocent people?

[Decepticon]

realize your wrong ways of life and become metrocop for better conditions for both you and your family

[tber123]

realize your wrong ways of life and become metrocop for better conditions for both you and your family

Thats pretty hard to do, considering that the metrocops tend to shoot bandits on sight.

May I ask why they want to kill innocent people?

The executed guys are trying to rebel against the combine. The bandits were unfortunate enough to be there when the raid started.

[AutoBahn]

equip sausage, sneakily choke the nova prospekt guards out and wait for the metrocops to get drunk

[tber123]

equip sausage, sneakily choke the nova prospekt guards out and wait for the metrocops to get drunk

Wait until they get drunk then open fire.

The victims are immediately executed for their crimes against the city. The bandit manages to shout the word pidoras before a orchestra of gunfire drowns it out. The Nova Prospekt guards are about to leave.


The Civil Protection/Metrocop units proceed to get drunk to the point where they all pass out.


The first Nova Prospekt is strangled to death with the sausage, causing it to be less durable than before.


The second one is killed silently.







The last Nova Prospekt guard turns around to leave just in time to recieve a sausage to the face. You spin him around to strangle him to death with it, when suddenly, the sausage somehow jams.
Updated inventory:Sausage broken in half, UDP Compact(pistol), Hunting Knife, Chaser 13(shotgun), Cossacks Vodka.

[firestorm]

Loot all the dead people. Every. Last. One.

[AutoBahn]

While you're at it, pickpocket all the drunk metrocops and steal a metrocop suit or a nova prospekt suit.

[Snaked_Snake]

Thats pretty hard to do, considering that the metrocops tend to shoot bandits on sight.
 The executed guys are trying to rebel against the combine. The bandits were unfortunate enough to be there when the raid started.

So the civies were rebels?

Also eat the sausage, you must be hungry after all that.

[tber123]

Loot all the dead people. Every. Last. One.

While you're at it, pickpocket all the drunk metrocops and steal a metrocop suit or a nova prospekt suit.

So the civies were rebels?

Also eat the sausage, you must be hungry after all that.

You eat the entire sausage, which reduces hunger. You then loot all the corpses.
Nova Prospekt Guard disguise get! TRS-301 Rifle acquired. Ammo acquired for all weaponry. Suppressor acquired.



Meanwhile, on the upper floors....



Interesting locations left
Upper floor of the pub
Police station and the club next to it
Houses
Souvenir shop
Train station(useful for escaping, if the need arises

Interesting locations already visited
Kellco gun store
Pub
That random place you just shot up in the beginning of the story