The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[tber123]

go inside vent, take off disguise

Where should the vent lead to? Outside or to the Admin Office?

[Ad Bot]

[firestorm]

Office.

[tber123]

Give Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears to the cops inside  of the PD, attempt to silently knife cops in the cells, change out of your disguise, barricade the door, and wait for the rioters to overtake the PD.

WRONG END 2(Overrun)


At first, knifing the only cop in the hall went well. You snuck up behind him, delivered a knife to the throat. Silent kill, right? Well, it was silent for a few seconds until blood gushed out of his throat and he started gurgling extremely loudly. All the other cops rushed in to see what was the commotion. This resulted in a endless cycle of stealth killing the next cop to come into the cells. By the time you finished, the rioters were already upon the PD. With nobody to stop them(since you killed everyone guarding it, except for the Admin and his guards), the rioters quickly broke through the barricaded front door and zerg rushed you. You tried to shoot them down with the Viper-5, but there were too many of them. You were quickly beaten to death.

If only you still had a sausage to beat THEM to death with.

So thats how it could have gone wrong. But what actually happened was....


You snap back to reality and realize how slitting the neck of 3/4 of the PD could have gone wrong. You climb through the vents into the Admin's office.



"The new arrival is here. Good. I want you to--- Why aren't your eyes red like the rest of the guards? On second thought, nevermind. I'll investigate that when this is over. I want you to go with the other 2 guards and place a few bombs for me. We're going to eradicate this stuffhole and escape when reinforcements arrive... Have some molotov roostertails to 'peacefully' supress the rioters".

Molotov roostertail acquired, along with C4!



This is your chance to either kill the Administrator, or comply with his orders and esape with him.

Inventory check: Vodka, UDP Compact(pistol), Viper 5(submachine gun), Chaser 13(shotgun), TRS-301(assault rifle), Vintar BC(Scoped rifle acquired by shooting a guy out a window)  Hunting Knife, molotov roostertail, C4

Locations that are accessible:
Anywhere inside the PD
Outside the PD(if you are going along with the Admin's plan)

[AutoBahn]

go back outside with the two guards, make sure the administrator and the remaining guards can't see you, then kill them with the vodka bottle. After that, throw the molotov roostertail at the administrator and the remaining guards.

[tber123]

RIP

  Bottle of Cossacks Vodka            Diet Sausage

Gave their lives so that the bandit could murder people. May their souls rest in peace.



You sacrificed your bottle of Cossacks Vodka, smashing it over the heads of the two guards sent with you. You made it back to the saferoom, and threw a molotov roostertail at the Administrator, killing him in a fiery explosion. Unfortunately, the rioters found the PD and are now assaulting it...



The Nova Prospekts ambush the rioters, killing as many as they can before being overwhelmed and lynched.



The Counter Strike Terrorists finally return! And so do the Hostages, who seek revenge on the terrorists!


"We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives and service to your will. Onword, warriors of the Monolith......."

Explosions and screams are heard amongst the rioters, followed by the sound of a gauss gun. The Monolith have arrived. Right after the first few shots were fired to signal their arrival, a monolith preacher began gaving a sermon while his followers rained death from above.

Its a massacre out there. Staying inside the PD is certain death. Stay and fight, or escape by using the front/side doors, or even the vents? You are carrying 5 guns on you, a molotov roostertail, and some c4.

Location update:
Kellco Gun Store(Safe place)
Train Station(Escape)
That place you shot up in the beginning
Club next to PD (Not recommended)
Top floor of the Pub(It would be suicidal, since you have to push through the rioters and the monolith.)
Souvenir shop

[AutoBahn]

take off disguise so there's less chance they'll shoot the stuff out of you, then haul ass to the train station.

[tber123]

take off disguise so there's less chance they'll shoot the stuff out of you, then haul ass to the train station.

Its time to pick your choice of clothing! Either track suit, Bandit Suit, or the obviously suicidal if you wear it Nova Prospekt disguise!

[Rigel]

Bandit of course, and go to the souvenir shop

[tber123]

In memory of Yashka Sheriff, random green guy that got killed 2 minutes into the story.

1812-1994



You ditch your disguise and take the tunnels behind the PD, quickly making your way to the souvenir shop.



"Put that shooter away, and then we can talk. Who the hell are you?"

A member of the Terrorists has spotted you. He is willing to talk instead of shooting you on sight.

Interesting locations left:
Kellco Gun Store
Train Station
That place you shot up in the beginning of the story
Souvenir shop
Everything else (Consumed by the riot)

What do we do now?

[Operator¹]

are there sausages in the souvenir shop

[tber123]

are there sausages in the souvenir shop

The Terrorist in white with a shotgun you just ran into? He probably has the sausages.

[Rigel]

Ask him for sausages. If he doesn't have any or refuses to give them to you, blast him.

[tber123]

SAUSAGE GET!



The rioters begin to mob the Souvenir shop, killing the terrorist and chasing you upstairs. A explosion finishes them off from behind.



Molotov roostertails are thrown through the window. The rioters are going to burn you alive, along with the souvenir shop!



You look out the window and see that the Kellco Gun Store has fallen. The security turrets were disabled.



Reinforcements have arrived at the train station, and they open fire indiscriminately on everything thats not combine-affiliated.



A taxi driver tries to run over the reinforcements, but is blown up by the tank.

Everything is fine. You are trapped inside a burning building with the only escape being jumping out a window. Combine reinforcements are indiscriminately firing into the mobs of rioters. Anyone thats not part of the combine will be shot dead. You still have your Nova Prospekt disguise, and that MIGHT let you into the Train Station to escape. Stay and possibly die, or haul ass out of the city?

Interesting places
Kellco gun store Unknown danger
Train Station Heavily defended
That place you shot up in the beginning of the story(Right next to the Kellco gun store)

[Rigel]

Go to the place you shot up in the beginning, it's probably empty.

Do so while your human sausage is out.

[tber123]

Go to the place you shot up in the beginning, it's probably empty.

Do so while your human sausage is out.

Thats right next to the train station with the reinforcements shooting into the angry mob. You are also still in your bandit outfit.




You can see the lake in the distance. The train station is offscreen to the left, Kellco gun store is right behind the place that was shot up in the beginning, and the place you shot up is the one tagged with light blue lights. Going to that place you shot up in the beginning is obviously suicidal without a Nova Prospekt disguise.....