The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[tber123]

hospital, get yourself a sausage fix

I love how sausage became pretty much a staple to this.

There is no sausage at the hospital, but there may be some pretty valuable things to take, either in the form of objects or hostages.

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[Rigel]

steal all of their morphine and anesthetics.

and do all of the past scenes again in another ambulance, except with more Molotov.

Actually, buy some booze to turn into molotovs first.

[tber123]

You steal all the medicine, turn all the beer into molotovs( 16 molotov roostertails acquired, holy stuff that is gamebreaking), and steal the ambulance. You drive off.(Drive back the way you came, or to the tunnel to the lake?)



No pictures for now because I have a Motorola NVG510. Ever hear of redirect.ha? Thats the reason why I'm not able to post the pictures. This is a rare moment when the wifi isn't being a piece of stuff that keeps hijacking my browser. Its somehow getting worse. Also, laziness.

[Rigel]

Drive back to base (The sausage farm is now the base) and share some booze with your friends

[tber123]

Done.

[Rigel]

I hope you plan on editing pictures in when you can.


Also, download loving malware bytes, it helps.

[tber123]

Malwarebytes doesn't do stuff against AT&T modems.

cgi-bin/redirect.ha is not malware, its at AT&T thing. The Motorola NVG510 is a piece of stuff that all U-verse customers get. Once the connection dies, it helpfully hijacks your current tab and refuses to let you back into it. Browsing wikipedia and cgi-bin/redirect.ha strikes? No more wikipedia for you unless you clear the cache/start a new tab.

[Rigel]

Then get MetroPCS, or a local loving internet provider.


Like in most of florida, we have "Brighthouse"

They work great.

[tber123]

According to "Evocity News..."

• "Mass Self Delete" occurs in City 17 train station, officials reporting "they all decided to gas themselves to death."
• Gordon Frohman found dead.
• 17 hackers were arrested and banned today.

• Military patrols spotted(The Posse Comitatus Act does not exist in this universe.)

This random event is accessible.

• CHAR Corporation now hiring security guards for new project.

This random event is accessible.

• Active shooter at Big Bill Hells.

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Random events not newsworthy

Izzy'scrack Palace is now open for buisness.


Armored truck spotted at the gas station by the residential areas.

[AutoBahn]

Go to CHAR corporation, apply as a security guard.

[Rigel]

Bribe the guys at CHAR with sausages.

[AutoBahn]

Bribe the guys at CHAR with sausages.

Only do that if it's necessary. We wouldn't want to waste sausages, would we?

[firestorm]

Only do that if it's necessary. We wouldn't want to waste sausages, would we?

Now we're thinking like capitalist!

[blockguy™]

be a security guard

[tber123]

You make your way to the CHAR building to become a security guard. Dressed as a regular person(because Bandits get shot on sight), you are told you need a suit and tie. You rob the clothing store again. The clerk at the register has her brains blown out by the Chaser 13 again. You return to the CHAR building.


I suspect a running gag



"You must prove yourself capable of doing this job. You will be stationed outside with another guard. Guard the building and potentially sacrifice your life in the process if the situation requires it."

You now have to prove your worth by guarding the entrance with a more experienced guard.

A)Lets do it

B)Something else