The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[tber123]

Wait. Can't we just perma ban all the BL people?
Check all weapons for abonormalities.

Everyone is dead and you are about to head underground. You use the weapon repair kit on all of your weapons, and loot the guns for ammo.

No more weapon repair kits remaining.

While you advance underground, the Evocity admin appears behind you to ban all the blockheads.


RIP RTB

Any last words or thoughts? Before you potentially get killed off underground?

[Ad Bot]

[BreadFish]

wield all your guns with 1 hand THE DWARF FORTRESS WAY

[AutoBahn]

wield all your guns with 1 hand THE DWARF FORTRESS WAY

THIS IS BEST IDEA

[Rigel]

THIS IS BEST IDEA

[firestorm]

THIS IS BEST IDEA

[tber123]

wield all your guns with 1 hand THE DWARF FORTRESS WAY

THIS IS BEST IDEA

THIS IS BEST IDEA

THIS IS BEST IDEA

WRONG END 4



You charge down the hallway holding every single weapon in your inventory at once. How did you do it? You simply grabbed the TRS-301 and shoved EVERY OTHER WEAPON you have(including the Sausage/Vodka/Hunting Knife) into the gun. All those powers combined to make the perfect gun.

All other inventory items lost.



Supercharged TRS-301
+420666111111111 Damage
+Every single gun combined into one perfect package, how loving awesome is that?
+Shoots sausages, knives, vodka, and boolets.
100% Critical hit chance
+100000% Gun Degrate rate
Extremely impractical gun
+1000% Fire rate increase, eats through ammo like a bandit does to his sausages and vodka



Enemy spotted! You open fire with the TRS-301, but the rate of fire is so high that the recoil ends up smacking you in the face. Your gun prompty jams after running out of ammo and then explodes in your face. You are instantly shot in the mouth and killed.

Try again? Y/N

[BreadFish]

pipebomb sausage

[Rigel]

Y

Bring your guard friends with you, but leave one to guard the prisoner.

Let them do all the work, while you stay back and attempt to pick off the straggling blockheads

[tber123]

Y

Bring your guard friends with you, but leave one to guard the prisoner.

Let them do all the work, while you stay back and attempt to pick off the straggling blockheads

Done. One guard is left behind to guard the prisoner while you take the other guards underground. You fight through the blockheads and retrieve the yellow canisters. Only one guard is killed in the fighting.


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The Combine arrive to secure the building, and escort the arrested hacker back to the military base for some fun waterboarding action at Guantanamo bay.



While the Combine secure the building, you are tasked with polluting the ocean with yellow canisters. The Combine don't need to know about these explosive yellow barrels.



You dump the barrels into the ocean. CHAR's secret weapon was explosive barrels, for some reason. You have the strange urge to shoot the barrels. The beach is empty, its just you two and some exploding barrels. You could use the target practice.....



A)Shoot the barrel
B)Haul ass.

[Rigel]

keep one barrel in the car, put some weight on the gas pedal, and shoot the barrel while the car is driving into the lake

[tber123]

You shoot the barrels, causing a huge chain reaction of barrels exploding next to eachother which causes mind altering gas to leak out, along with what looks like a ray of light shooting directly into the sky---

"Attention! Attention! An emission is about to hit! Find cover immediately!" -Evocity Administrator

Oh forget. (Click to view the entire emission sequence. Not my video.)



The sky turns red, the world begins to shake, you hear ambient voices, theres rumbling everywhere....




You take cover in a warehouse with the other CHAR guard. You team up with the bandit taking refuge from the Emission.

The Emission finally starts, killing or zombifying everyone exposed to it. It lasts for several days before finally calming down....

Ever since the Emission, things have changed.


---3 WEEKS AFTER FIRST EMISSION---




Mind altering gas has been released into the city, turning most of the inhabitants hostile. Emissions now happen randomly. The apocalypse has arrived for Evocity. What the hell will you do now?

Inventory:12 molotov roostertails, a TRS-301, UDP Compact, Chaser 13, Viper 5, Vintar BC, Hunting Knife, Sausage x20, Vodka x16, weapon repair kit, lockpick, breaching charge

Followers: CHAR Guard, Friendly Bandit

[firestorm]

We done forgeted up.

[AutoBahn]

Is our sausage plant okay?

[tber123]

EVOCITY EMERGENCY RADIO

• Martial law declared, second time HECU units called in since the Genova incident
• "This might very well turn into another Genova," Evocity administrator warns
• Prospect of using nuclear weapons again brought up
• Death toll in the hundred thousands for Evocity
• Citizens are indiscriminately attacking eachother
• Emissions are happening randomly, find cover when you hear the warning
• Police and Military overwhelmed
• Massacre at warehouse, eyewitnesses state "Automated turret guns" opening fire on large mobs
• Bandits seen hijacking a helicopter.
• CHAR Corporation Building destroyed by aircraft.
• Massive amounts of Self Deletes.

No! Not the sausages!



It seems your bandit friends have set up Sentry Guns.



After admiring the destruction, you head into the warehouse to see......



....The bandits aren't here.



All thats left of the Sausage Factory is the last batch of Sausages the bandits never got to take with them. Attached to one of the sausages is a note to you:

"We've hijacked a helicopter at the military base. Go over there and we'll talk more."

Total of 36 Sausages in your inventory.



Helicopters arrive to blow the stuff out of everything, and dropships come in.

"Not this crap again. First Genova, now Evocity....."

Inventory:12 molotov roostertails, a TRS-301, UDP Compact, Chaser 13, Viper 5, Vintar BC, Hunting Knife, Sausage x36, Vodka x16, weapon repair kit, lockpick, breaching charge

Disguises:Bandit, Civilian, Suit and Tie Civvie, CHAR guard, Nova Prospekt, Gopnik.

Followers: CHAR Guard, Bandit(Dima Polar-Explorer)

What do you do now? Your bandit buddies have hijacked a helicopter at the Combine Base and are ready to haul ass. Are you going to leave another city behind and let it get destroyed? hell yeah.

[firestorm]

loving is that a question?! WE HIT IT AND QUIT IT brother, LETS GO!