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Author Topic: The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2  (Read 45443 times)

Anyone with a gmod map recommendation?



You exit the (now empty for some reason) Scientist's Bunker. What the hell happened to the Zone? Why the hell is it SNOWING?

Disguises:None

Followers:
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)

Obviously the scientist have portals and lemon grenades. I say we find a gunstore preferably owned by a woman.


You search for a gunstore, but you find nothing but some guys house. You open the door....


*BLAM* *BLAM*

"Mutant starfishs! PISS OFF!"

A familar voice starts to yell, and the guy shoots the door twice with his shotgun, sending it flying.

Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!) has been hit for 1 damage.



You discover Dave the trader, and he drops you a Makarov before departing for some weird reason.



Atleast this gun works.



You now have a weapon to defend yourself with, because even though your followers have better weapons than you, they can and will die like hotcakes.

Locations


Location 1



Abandoned vehicle



This guys house

abandoned vehicle
if you find a tool or a gun combine it with the makarov
and see if you can find out anything about the small UNFROZE 1 OBJECT near it
« Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 04:38:25 AM by BreadFish »



What a mess. Corpses are strewn about. Multiple dead mutants are seen, including a Bloodsucker and Psuedogiant. Dead blockheads are spotted, along with multiple dead bandits.



Wait a minute! Its that hacker from Evocity!

FLASHBACK



Followers:
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)

Inventory: Makarov pistol, broken UDP Compact(pistol), joint, frozen rotten sausage


See if that hacker has anything related to 1337 H4X on him.

THEN SHOOT HIM IN THE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

The hacker doesn't know a damn thing about what happened to the Zone, but he can tell you that some guys took over and he was ambushed by bandits and mutants, and that he was the only survivor because he activated buddha mode, and now has 1 HP. Seeing as he has now outlived his usefulness, you shoot him in the spine, crippling him.

Corpses nearby:
Corpse 1 (Bandit)
Corpse 2 (Another dead bandit)
Corpse 3 (Getting a picture here?)
Corpse 4 (Bandit)
Corpse 5 (Bandit)

Active followers
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)

Missing followers
CHAR Guard Not among the corpses
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped
Preacher (Not among the corpses)

Loot corpses. Then we find any not dead followers.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2014, 04:25:20 PM by firestorm »

Search corpse 3 explicitly for pictures.

Corpses nearby:
Corpse 1 Not your bandit
Corpse 2 Too mangled to tell who the hell it is
Corpse 3 Has a picture of another bandit on him
Corpse 4 and Corpse 5 Not your bandit

Active followers
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)

Missing followers
CHAR Guard Not among the corpses

Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped
Preacher (Not among the corpses)

Loot found on dead bandits
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
2x Cold Vodka
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.

3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)

Drink one Vodka then follow that picture yo.

Yes, follow the picture.