The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[tber123]

Metrocops In the Zone of Alienation? What the hell happened while you were gone?

This is where the photo leads you to, but you hear bandits being arrested inside.

Active followers
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Missing followers
CHAR Guard
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped
Preacher
Inventory
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
2x Cold Vodka
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)
joint
frozen, rotten sausage

[Ad Bot]

[firestorm]

Trade gunz and ammu (magazine) for entry.

[tber123]

Wont be able to update untill monday, labor day is almost here and I'm visiting family members over the 3 day weekend.

Posted a day early just as a warning.

[firestorm]

Biump.

[tber123]

Theres some metrocops arresting bandits inside, and they warn you to not interfere.

Followers spotted?
CHAR Guard? Could be a lookalike.
Vlad Jiggers or something? The one that the bandits call the cripple friend? I cant remember which bandit was crippled, honestly.
Definitely [b]Petro Crowbar. [/b] You recognize him.

Active followers
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Missing followers
CHAR Guard
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped
Preacher
Inventory
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
2x Cold Vodka
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)
joint
frozen, rotten sausage

[firestorm]

Give Guns & Ammo, and drop anything that is broken and can't be fixed.

[AutoBahn]

drop anything that is broken and can't be fixed.

no stop don't do that we could use them as distractions and/or throwing weapons

[tber123]

Blockheads attack the metrocops.



The Blockheads shout something about a bedroom and kitchen before they decide to take out their rage on the world.



Holy stuff, its Preacher! And some other unreleated bandits you can use as meatshields!

Potential followers
Pavel Morozov, the friendly guy who totally won't betray you and isn't a reference to either the real life figure or Metro:Last Light.
Yurko Eagle owl , Generic bandit.
Sasha AA-Gun, a former FREEDOM member who turned to banditry.
Gleb Tarantula, bandit in a sunrise suit
Revolver Rookie, veteran from the First Alien War also known as XCOM:UFO Defense
Nick "Blue" Walter, a guy who survived Zombies In The Bluzone and XCOM:UFO Defense.


Active followers
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)


Missing followers
CHAR Guard
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
2x Cold Vodka
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)
joint
frozen, rotten sausage

[AutoBahn]

Recruit everybody!

[firestorm]

So how's Metro Last Light so far?

[tber123]

GTA:San Andreas gets a loving AO rating for Hot Coffee or something according to wikipedia, along with a stuffload of controversy. And yet Far Cry 3 and Metro:Last Light have basically first person uncensored "Hot Coffee". No controversy here.  Things changed.

You recruit everyone and run the forget away from the blockheads before you get blown to hell by the tank spam. You discover some supplies being stashed while on the run.

Vehicles
Jeep A (Holds five people)
Jeep B (Holds five people)
Theres 9 of you and two jeeps. You are driving JEEP A. Preacher is driving JEEP B.

Followers and stuff
Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)


Missing followers
CHAR Guard
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
2x Cold Vodka
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)
joint
frozen, rotten sausage

[firestorm]

We habe all this stuff. I say we rip what parts we can from borked guns, and make a makestuff rile/smg thing.

[Rigel]

Make it your mission to find the remains of "CHEEKI BREEKI?".

[firestorm]

Eat that Muton Shushi, it might give you powers or a good high?

[tber123]

Special encounter!

Formerly Banned G-Man Hacker Lvl96 fighting a group of Blockheads

That was one hell of a weed trip the Controller gave you. A week has passed since then apparently, since the hacker is back.



The hacker whips out a toolgun and starts deleting all the blockheads from existence.



A tank shows up to blow the hell out of the hacker, but he whips out the physics gun and lifts it up into the air.

Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel) Offers to take a shot at the hacker. He isn't bulletproof, after all. Bullets always worked on him.

Followers and stuff
Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)


Missing followers
CHAR Guard
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
2x Cold Vodka
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)
joint
frozen, rotten sausage