The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[Rigel]

Have your men shoot at him, while you toss the frozen rotten sausage at him. (With a miraculous 83% chance to hit!)

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[tber123]

The G-Man Hacker, severely wounded by the onslaught, attempts to noclip away. One of your followers shoots him out of the sky, finishing him off. He'll respawn in a couple of days, probably.

Interesting locations


Half buried base and storage area. Could be a hideout.



Another random house



Place where you heard gunfire in the distance

Followers
Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)


Missing followers
CHAR Guard
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
2x Cold Vodka
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)
joint
frozen, rotten sausage

[firestorm]

Damnit we need more guns.

[tber123]

The Half Buried Base might contain guns. And/or blockheads.

They won't shoot you to death on sight, as you don't pose a threat to them. Most of them are neutral to you, with the exception of the blockheads taking out their rage on the world and killing everything in sight.

[firestorm]

Get the ban hammer, we're going in.

[Rigel]

Get guns

Then go to loving CHEEKI BREEKI

[firestorm]

Get guns

Then go to loving CHEEKI BREEKI

Google Cheeki Breeki (damki). Lol'd. Lol'd for days. Also when is next emission?

[blockguy™]

Drink both of vodka. Will feel much better to fight.

[AutoBahn]

Also when is next emission?

Blowout soon, fellow Stalker!

[tber123]

Get guns

Then go to loving CHEEKI BREEKI

Google Cheeki Breeki (damki). Lol'd. Lol'd for days. Also when is next emission?

Drink both of vodka. Will feel much better to fight.

Blowout soon, fellow Stalker!

An emission is approaching and stuff. Find cover immediately. You cannot get to the Cheeki Breeki zone, as it does not exist as far as YOU know. You drink the vodka and get drunk.

Nearby locations that can save your ass from the incoming emission


Half buried base and storage area. Could be a hideout.



Another random house



Followers
Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)


Missing followers
CHAR Guard
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
2x Cold Vodka RIP Vodka
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)
joint
frozen, rotten sausage

[firestorm]

Half buried base and storage area.

[Rigel]

Google Cheeki Breeki (damki). Lol'd. Lol'd for days. Also when is next emission?

i was talking about tber's xcom ufo defense first base

[tber123]

Imgur deleted my image a day after I uploaded it, what the forget. No pictures for today due to my pictures suddenly dissapearing. It seems that when you have more than 255 images, Imgur randomly decides to hide them, instead of the last one before you hit the limit. Oh, I forgot to upload them. Will upload pictures soon.




You found CHAR Guard and a few other "hostages" from Counter Strike. The Emission is about to hit, so you hide underground.

Followers

Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 1 (Armed with: Pistol)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 3 (Armed with: Mini-Nuke)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)


Missing followers

Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory

4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
2x Cold Vodka RIP Vodka
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)
joint
frozen, rotten sausage

[Rigel]

Pass the joint around your crew and eat some sausage as you wait for the emission to blow over.

[firestorm]

Pass the joint around your crew and eat some sausage as you wait for the emission to blow over.

Drink some rip vodka.