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Author Topic: The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2  (Read 45713 times)


"The Emission is over! If you're hurt, come to Yanov and we'll patch you up!" *

*Disclaimer: Yanov Station is not in your current area, so you're forgeted unless you steal a chopper or something and fly over there.

Locations



Scientists Bunker



Bunch of houses



Double houses



Triple houses?



Store?



Radio station?


Followers

Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 1 (Armed with: Pistol)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 3 (Armed with: Mini-Nuke)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)


Missing followers

Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory

4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)

Go to the radio station and begin yelling at the ham radio.

Command your followers to do the same with other radios and frequencies.

nonono, go to the store and sell invisible, lightweight wares.



You discover that the "store" is actually a hospital. You go to check out the radio station instead.

---RANDOM ENCOUNTER---

You encounter: A group of lost blockheads approaching you.



"HALT!"





"Who the hell are you?"

It seems they have mistaken you for a enemy. Remember that you can explain that you are friendly.

Followers

Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 1 (Armed with: Pistol)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 3 (Armed with: Mini-Nuke)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)


Missing followers

Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory

4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)




Challenge them to a duel of slappers only.

Challenge them to a duel of slappers only.
Challenge their leader to fisticuffs.

You successfully slap the leader to death, somehow. The Blockheads allow you to pass for now.

Continue on into the radio tower?


Go to the radio station and begin yelling at the ham radio.

Command your followers to do the same with other radios and frequencies.

You start yelling on the radio and get your followers to do the same, for some reason.



"Both of you, SHUT THE HELL UP! Its like a used car dealership! Do you want me to CHEEKI BREEKI your stuff?" a angry Blockhead cries back on the radio.

Followers

Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 1 (Armed with: Pistol)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 3 (Armed with: Mini-Nuke)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)


Missing followers

Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory

4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)
« Last Edit: September 17, 2014, 10:08:04 PM by tber123 »

Trace where the transmission came from. We're tracking that motherforgeter down.



It seems that Dave's trade has been ransacked by the Blockheads. Or maybe he's in league with them. Corpses are strewn about, half of them hanging from the roof. You see a few blockheads roasting one of their own alive and chanting something about e-peens and private addons.



There he is.

Followers

Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 1 (Armed with: Pistol)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 3 (Armed with: Mini-Nuke)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)


Missing followers

Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory

4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)

Offer him a used car, if he says yes, lead him to that truck. If he says no, lead him to the truck at gunpoint.

Offer him a used car, if he says yes, lead him to that truck. If he says no, lead him to the truck at gunpoint.
ALL MY YES

You lead the Blockhead to the abandoned truck from earlier. Now what?

Followers

Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 1 (Armed with: Pistol)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 3 (Armed with: Mini-Nuke)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)


Missing followers

Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory

4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
1xMakarov pistol
1xbroken UDP Compact(pistol)