The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[firestorm]

Try to get the UDP fix

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

Sun guy's name is Knight Solaire btw.

Try going back to that place with all the zombies and the high 420 mutant

[firestorm]

Convert them to sun praising.

[tber123]

My computer has been dead since last week. Either the PSU or the power supply crapped out. This is on hold for now. All the wires are plugged in, still wont turn on. Was left on sleep mode overnight before it died. Typing this on a stuffty ipad keyboard.

[firestorm]

Aw what

[tber123]

My computer is dead, so this is the best I could provide. Using an ipad.


It appears that you are now made of legos. You appear to be on a desk, but thats all you can see. You attempt to look around, but realize you cant unless given input from a "forum" you've never heard of

30 hp, no weapons but bare hands. What do you do?

See the new thread for that instead. This is dead for now.

[Rigel]

This is dead for now.

For now, soon the sausage shall rise again!

[tber123]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=267861.0 is the new thread, by the way. The sausage will rise again later.

[tber123]

MY PC IS BACK!

The backup battery was what it was plugged into, and the battery crapped out. PC was connected directly into that.

[firestorm]

Convert them to sun praising.

[Rigel]

Sun guy's name is Knight Solaire btw.

Try going back to that place with all the zombies and the high 420 mutant

[tber123]

There you are-------


DFASFASDGFASDGFASDGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



STAY THE forget AWAY FROM ME



OH GOD IM HIGH AND NOW IM TRAPPED IN THE GODAMN SKYBOX

Followers

Pavel Morozov, Unsuspicious Traitorous Bastard(Armed with: Bare hands)
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 1 (Armed with: Pistol)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 3 (Armed with: Mini-Nuke)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)
Knight Solaire, Level 77 Sun-Praising Badass (Armed with: Arms Of Sun Praising)


Missing followers

Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory

4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
Makarov pistol
broken UDP Compact(pistol)
50x SUNSHINE
420x antimatter in a jar

[Rigel]

Eat some Muton Munchies instead of sausage for a change.

Variety is an important part of any diet, and you are high.

Also, use hostage 3's mini-nuke to blast Pavel Morozov to pieces, and then yourself back to normal land.

[firestorm]

Eat some Muton Munchies instead of sausage for a change.

Variety is an important part of any diet, and you are high.

Also, use hostage 3's mini-nuke to blast Pavel Morozov to pieces, and then yourself back to normal land.

Wait no
Don't do this
We can use him later as b8.

[Rigel]

Oh right, blast yourself, Solaire, and Pavel back to normal land, threaten Pavel and tell him to hug the mutant, while Solaire circlestrafes around the mutant and backstabs him, preferrably with Pavel still hugging the mutant.