The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[AutoBahn]

Or, you know, you could just have Solaire beat the living stuff out of the mutant.
Or something.

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[firestorm]

Or, you know, you could just have Solaire beat the living stuff out of the mutant.
Or something.

Solaire is only used for Circle Strafe, Backstab, or Riposte

[tber123]

Oh right, blast yourself, Solaire, and Pavel back to normal land, threaten Pavel and tell him to hug the mutant, while Solaire circlestrafes around the mutant and backstabs him, preferrably with Pavel still hugging the mutant.

Done. Unfortunately, Pavel's mind is overloaded once he hugs the mutant, which fills his mind with 420. 420 being Adolf Riddler's birthday. Now stoned to a very massive degree, he pulls out a jihad bomb while heiling Riddler, and blows himself and the mutant to heil. Traitorous bastard finally revealed his true colors.



Even in death, the Controller High On Weed still affects everyone nearby. You decide to burn the bodies just to be safe.



"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

"Do you remember ME?"

Do you remember him?

[firestorm]

"Should I?"

[tber123]

Theres your hint.

[Rigel]

"Buddy! Friend! I did not know that you survived that horribly planned heist!

How's it been?"

[tber123]

You still didn't mention his name.

[Rigel]

Well, so many things have happened and I'm pretty sure we've been mindraped 3 times now.

Atleast we have Mr.Sheriff back!

[firestorm]

You edited his name out the OP forgeter. His new name is Sargent forgettart.

[Rigel]

His name was Yashka Sheriff. We shall call him Mr. Sheriff.

[tber123]

Bank Robbers faction is now friendly.

Yashka Sheriff has joined the party.

Yashka Sheriff is now known as either "Mr. Sheriff/Sargent forgettart"

Yashka Sheriff's Goon 1 joins the party armed with Vintar BC.
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 2 joins the party armed with Vintar BC.
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 3 joins the party armed with Vintar BC.
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 4 joins the party armed with Vintar BC.
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 5 joins the party armed with Vintar BC.

Locations

Hospital

Town?

Scientist's Bunker

Kompressor

Followers

Pavel Morozov, Traitor DEAD
Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 1 (Armed with: Pistol)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 3 (Armed with: Mini-Nuke)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)
Knight Solaire, Level 77 Sun-Praising Badass (Armed with: Arms Of Sun Praising)
Mr. Sheriff/Sargent forgettart (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 1 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 2 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 3 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 4 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 5 (Armed with: Vintar BC)


Missing followers

Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped

Inventory

4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
5x TRS-301 broken in half, can't use/repair, even if a tech does it.
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
7x Destroyed M1 Garand clip
1x Squished M1 Garand, unfixable.
5x Fresh Sausages
1x Picture of another bandit with a interesting location right behind him.
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
Makarov pistol
broken UDP Compact(pistol)
50x SUNSHINE
420x antimatter in a jar

[firestorm]

Yo wtf does sunshine do. Also go to town and chek out those blood stains.
forget it, sunshine the whole loving group.

[Rigel]

Yo wtf does sunshine do. Also go to town and chek out those blood stains.
forget it, sunshine the whole loving group.

I don't think you are praising hard enough.

[firestorm]

I don't think you are praising hard enough.

                                              ☼
\[T]/

[Rigel]

\[T]/

Better.
                                                                      ☼
But this is even betterer: \[T]/