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Fuck it, let this die.

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WHY
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Author Topic: The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2  (Read 45429 times)

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The Private Addon Hoarder with an E-peen size of 96 yards long was kicked by one of the Super Admins. The map is then changed to a new Bedroom.

Honestly I'm glad that was over fast, because it would be Self Delete to include bushido/port/gravity cat/heed/anyone else with private addons.

Now what?


CONSOLE COMMANDS.
bind l "npc_create npc_antlion"

spam the L key

bind l "npc_create npc_antlion"

spam the L key
This is exactly what you don't want to do. 
Do not do this. 
Do not bind the L key to create antilions
Don't do it.

bind l "npc_create npc_antlion"

spam the L key
This is exactly what you don't want to do. 
Do not do this. 
Do not bind the L key to create antilions
Don't do it.


The server crashes. You are banned for half an hour.

Which map should I do for the "New Bedroom"?

De_Dolls
bb_Teenroom
Other(Please suggest. Must be a map where the player is tiny compared to everything else.)




The map is changed to De_Dolls(new Bedroom) and the server changes the gamemode to Stupid Murder Mystery, which is not a ripoff of Super Murder Mystery.



The instant you finally finish connecting, some starfish starts RDMing everyone, just like the real Super Murder Mystery!



Now what?

Port release Clushido weapons plz

Followers

Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 1 (Armed with: Pistol)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 3 (Armed with: Mini-Nuke)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)
Knight Solaire, Level 77 Sun-Praising Badass (Armed with: Arms Of Sun Praising)
Mr. Sheriff/Sargent forgettart (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 1 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 2 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 3 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 4 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 5 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Rostik Operator (Armed with: Eliminator shotgun)
Georg Reactor (Armed with: TRS-301)
Vavka Stooped (Armed with:Bulldog-6 grenade launcher)
Pokoinik (Armed with: AS-VAL)

Missing followers

Dima Polar Explorer
Romka Terminator
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator

Inventory

4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
5x Fresh Sausages
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
Makarov pistol
420x antimatter in a jar
20x Medicine
5x Medkit


Open fire on the murderer.

But if someone sees us kill the murderer, then they might shoot us aswell!

Admin ain't gon do stuff. What do we do?