The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[firestorm]

Slamdunk. On Shaquile. O'Neal.

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Slamdunk. On Shaquile. O'Neal.

Done.

Open up your antimatter and let it fly.

Everyone else in the server is killed. Doing this also causes all your missing companions to teleport back to you, along with some of their excess gear which they gladly dump onto you.

Followers

Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Neck Slitting Knife)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)
Knight Solaire, Level 77 Sun-Praising Badass (Armed with: Arms Of Sun Praising)
Mr. Sheriff/Sargent forgettart (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 2 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 3 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 4 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 5 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Rostik Operator (Armed with: Eliminator shotgun)
Georg Reactor (Armed with: TRS-301)
Vavka Stooped (Armed with:Bulldog-6 grenade launcher)
Pokoinik (Armed with: AS-VAL)
Dima Polar Explorer (Armed with: Fallout Gauss Rifle)
Romka Terminator (Armed with: STALKER Gauss Rifle)
Petro Crowbar (Armed with: Heavy Plasma Rifle)
Vlad Jiggers (Armed with: Street Sweeper Shotgun)
Filya Simulator (Armed with: MASHEEN GUN)

Inventory

1x Mini-Nuke looted from a dead Hostage
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
5x Fresh Sausages
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
Makarov pistol
20x Medicine
5x Medkit
1x Kingpin's FN-FAL
1x Combat Shotgun
3x P90
2x Frag Grenade
1x Concussion Grenade
1x Grenade Spammer(Grenade Launcher)
1x Flashbang
1x Bobby Ray's Gun Catalogue (Contains a catalogue with a phone number to order guns from Bobby Ray's)
10x Buckets of LEGOs

Special Event: The Messenger

A messenger quickly runs up to you and asks if you would like to ascend to godhood. If you accept, you will gain the Administrators Invitation Letter item, and will have to head to the Administrator's Office. The letter might have some side effects, but you can handle that.

[firestorm]

Say yes. Also give Vlad a P90 for his gun and give Sasha a p90 with her knife taped too it. Also pat Artyom on the back for surviving the Metro.

[tber123]

Accepting the letter instantly causes a message to flash on the server seconds later:

Badministrator has triggered the Mind Altering Gas, sponsored by CHAR Corporation!

Everyone else on the server immediately goes berserk if they haven't already (*Cough* RDMers *Cough*). Only you and your followers are immune so far.

Followers

Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Bayonet P90)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers)
Knight Solaire, Level 77 Sun-Praising Badass (Armed with: Arms Of Sun Praising)
Mr. Sheriff/Sargent forgettart (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 2 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 3 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 4 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 5 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Rostik Operator (Armed with: Eliminator shotgun)
Georg Reactor (Armed with: TRS-301)
Vavka Stooped (Armed with:Bulldog-6 grenade launcher)
Pokoinik (Armed with: AS-VAL)
Dima Polar Explorer (Armed with: Fallout Gauss Rifle)
Romka Terminator (Armed with: STALKER Gauss Rifle)
Petro Crowbar (Armed with: Heavy Plasma Rifle)
Vlad Jiggers (Armed with: P90)
Filya Simulator (Armed with: MASHEEN GUN)

Inventory

1x Mini-Nuke looted from a dead Hostage
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
5x Fresh Sausages
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
Makarov pistol
20x Medicine
5x Medkit
1x Kingpin's FN-FAL
1x Combat Shotgun
1x P90
2x Frag Grenade
1x Concussion Grenade
1x Grenade Spammer(Grenade Launcher)
1x Flashbang
1x Street Sweeper Shotgun
1x Bobby Ray's Gun Catalogue (Contains a catalogue with a phone number to order guns from Bobby Ray's)
10x Buckets of LEGOs

Objective: Escape the Bedroom and meet the Administrator

[firestorm]

We're admin or nah? If so F8 the forget out. If not, use the street sweeper as an assisted flight mechanism and forget outta there.

[tber123]

No admin yet untill you reach the Offices.

You use the Street Sweeper as a jetpack and fly the forget out of the bedroom, when you suddenly spot an incoming rocket.

[firestorm]

Throwing flash grenade!

[Rigel]

Throwing flash grenade!

Bitch, please.

Start shooting the Street Sweeper towards your right, to dodge the rocket.

[firestorm]

Bitch, please.

Start shooting the Street Sweeper towards your right, to dodge the rocket.

But then we'd lose altitude!
EVERYONE ElSE WITH A GUN/KNIFE SHOOT/SHLASH TO THE RIGHT!

[tber123]

Your useless companions shoot the rocket out of the sky so you don't have no. You keep using the Sweeper as a jetpack untill you find yourself on a rooftop.



You find yourself on a Trouble In Terrorist Town server.



The Admin is right there! Godhood, here we come!

OPERATION ENDGAME INITIATED.



You quickly find yourself in the middle of a warzone, but the Administrator is right there.



"Welcome, Bandit! To achive godhood, you must-----"



"What the hell is that guy doing----- OH GOD NO HE PRESSED THE BUTTON"



"THE BUILDING IS COLLAPSING! OH MAN! OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAAAN! ALL GOING TO DIIIE!"



This is a sticky situation. You find the ground rapidly rushing torwards you. Escape fast before this happens:

[firestorm]

Street Sweeper is go. Solataire, do some thing with the sun too.

[Rigel]

Street Sweeper is go. Solataire, do some thing with the sun too.

Solaire: forget the sun and use your ejactulate as your own rocket fuel.

[tber123]

You escape from the building with the Street Sweeper. The Administrator and his staff fall to their deaths below.



Upon touching the ground, gunfire rings out, killing/wounding more of your companions.

Unknown Person: "If anyone deserves to meet the admin, its ME! I'll take that invitation off of your corpse!"


Your companions flank around and ambush the assailants from behind, killing them.


All seems well.


SNIPER!


The sniper aims for CHAR Guard, but one of your companions accidentally wanders into the gunfire, and absorbs most of it.

Followers

Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Bayonet P90)
Gleb Tarantula, Sunrise Suit Bandit (Armed with:Double Barrel) DEAD
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Counter Strike Hostage 5 (Armed with:Slappers) DEAD
Knight Solaire, Level 77 Sun-Praising Badass (Armed with: Arms Of Sun Praising)
Mr. Sheriff/Sargent forgettart (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 2 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 3 (Armed with: Vintar BC) DEAD
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 4 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 5 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Rostik Operator (Armed with: Eliminator shotgun)
Georg Reactor (Armed with: TRS-301)
Vavka Stooped (Armed with:Bulldog-6 grenade launcher)
Pokoinik (Armed with: AS-VAL) WOUNDED (Took a bullet for CHAR Guard)
Dima Polar Explorer (Armed with: Fallout Gauss Rifle)
Romka Terminator (Armed with: STALKER Gauss Rifle)
Petro Crowbar (Armed with: Heavy Plasma Rifle)
Vlad Jiggers (Armed with: P90)
Filya Simulator (Armed with: MASHEEN GUN)

Inventory

1x Mini-Nuke looted from a dead Hostage
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
5x Fresh Sausages
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
Makarov pistol
20x Medicine
5x Medkit
1x Kingpin's FN-FAL
1x Combat Shotgun
1x P90
2x Frag Grenade
1x Concussion Grenade
1x Grenade Spammer(Grenade Launcher)
1x Flashbang
1x Street Sweeper Shotgun
1x Bobby Ray's Gun Catalogue (Contains a catalogue with a phone number to order guns from Bobby Ray's)
10x Buckets of LEGOs

[AutoBahn]

Use mininuke on sniper. Just in case.

[firestorm]

After that call that gun catalog