stuffty puns thread

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[EcstaticEggplant]

there was a blackout in our village, we had to wait inside until somebody killed it.

[dargereldren]

i made an avatar for OP

original image:

[Landmineman4000²]

The roses didn't grow as plant.

[Novelty Account]

I'm getting really sick of these novelty accounts

[Landmineman4000²]

I'm getting really sick of these novelty accounts

I guess you can say that the novelty wears off these accounts.

[DrenDran]

What do you call a blind racing horse?

What do you call a blind national socialist?
A can not see.

[pefu19]

"I see" says the blind man

[Zanaran2]

I went over to Syria once, it was the bomb.
I'm so glad the Koreans can't see US.

[eboyblue10]

what did the person say to the door

"knock knock"

[Nonnel]

What do you call a blind national socialist?
A can not see.

lol

[Biostorm]

9/11 was plane wrong!

[Nonnel]

Holocaust jokes are overused, Anne Frankly I'm sick of it.

[Biostorm]

Holocaust jokes are overused, Anne Frankly I'm sick of it.

Agreed. The Holocaust wasn't funny. My grandfather died in a concentration camp when he fell off the watch tower!

Oh wait, this was the puns thread...

[Sentry]

It seems like a lot of people in this thread are telling jokes instead of making puns.
Joke =/= Pun. Please guide yourself to the nearest corny jokes thread.

*cough* DrenDran *cough*