Forum Game- Social situations

[BubbaGum]

Alright so we always do these games but this one will actually be challenging considering thensocial skills of most of the forumers. You post a social situation and the person who posts below you has to come up with their solution or how they deal with it.
It'll be nice to see how people deal with social situations
Alright so I start
Your friends are all doing coke and they ask you if you wanna have some. They're offering it for free. What do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Dragonslayer182]

Tell them to give it to squartle

You are at a job interview, when national socialists invade the place and a new mecha Riddler is put in place of the interviewer. What do?

[Nonnel]

Exactly what I'd do in the interview anyway, tell all about my love for Riddler and my hopes for the prevalence of the master race.

An old obese man sitting next to you on the bus starts choking. No one around does anything and you have no arms. What do you do?

[Deve]

bye old man

your buddies want you to get hyped on lsd, will you do it?

[Moriarty]

no because i like not being a friend

you see a man in need of medical aid
or else he will DIE

[RedJohn]

I perform CPR and then call an ambulance.

You post in this topic, and then what do you do?

[BubbaGum]

Go back to playing Binding of Isaac while drunk

[Nonnel]

It's night. A forty-some year old man starts following you. You're unarmed. What do you do?

[BubbaGum]

I failed my own thread I am so sorry I will punch that ratchet ass hobo in his richard and rip his trachea out with my teeth

Your mom and your best friend are dying and you can only save one. Who do you save

[/Pacha]

My best friend, considering my mother isn't exactly the greatest person to me...

Someone who you like asks you out on a date, however most of the people in your school berate this person and will make fun of you when word gets around you went out on a date with them. What do you do?

[Brickman]

Go out with her, who cares what other people say wtf I'm not that shallow.

your severely depressed friend keeps messaging you about their problems and never says anything positive so every time you talk to them it makes you feel depressed what do you do

[Skateaton]

i deal with that every day.
You try to give them support and give your best advice as possible. Probably invite them somewhere, if they're depressed or suicidal i try to show that i care about them as much as possible, male or female.

You're walking through the hallway at school, leaving the building. Your ex girlfriend opens the door trying to get in at the same time you're tryin to get out.  what do you do?

[Foxscotch]

I say a quick hi and keep walking
what else would I do
it's not like everyone I break up with becomes the devil when I do

you see some teenager beating up on a kid like three years younger than him any nobody else is doing anything

[Frankie²]

join in
you see a mugging happening down the alley to your left

[Brickman]

unrealistically: wait for the guy to finish mugging and then stalk him and tip the police
realistically: yell at him or try to spook him otherwise there's not much i can do

you wake up at 10am and you're an hour late for your first day of work what do you do