Maxx, I think you should know that the south side of Chicago is the baddest part of town, and if you go down there you better just beware of a man named Leeroy Brown. Now, Leeroy, more than trouble, you see he stands about 6 foot 4, all the Downtown ladies call him Tree Top Lover all the men just call him Sir. And he's bad, bad, Leeroy Brown. Baddest man in the whole damn town. Madder than ol' King Kong, and meaner than a junkyard dog.
Now Leeroy, he a gambler, and he likes his fancy clothes, and he likes to wave his diamond rings under everybody's nose. He's got a custom continental, he's got an Eldorado too, he got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun, he's got a razor in his shoe. And he's bad, bad, Leeroy Brown. Baddest man in the whole damn town. Madder than ol' King Kong, and meaner than a junkyard dog.
Well Friday about a week ago Leeroy shootin' dice and at the edge of the bar sat a girl named Doris and oh that girl looked nice. Well he kept his eyes upon her, and trouble soon began. Leeroy Brown learned a lesson about messing with the wife of a jealous man. And he's bad, bad, Leeroy Brown. Baddest man in the whole damn town. Madder than ol' King Kong, and meaner than a junkyard dog.
Well the two men took to fighting, and when they pulled them from the floor, Leeroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone. And he's bad, bad, Leeroy Brown. Baddest man in the whole damn town. Madder than ol' King Kong, and meaner than a junkyard dog.
