sister could be dead/drugged right now

[Doughboy]

look at the bright side

no more waiting to use the bathroom in the morning

as people who study physics and other stuff say, in alternate universes, she could've been kidnapped/dead right now if we werent as lucky as we were

also this is pretty pointless to say because in an alternate universe you were kidnapped 5 seconds ago, and 4 seconds ago and so on

[Ad Bot]

[Flatflyer]

glad she's alright

getting your phone stolen when drunk is normal, since you're very unaware when heavily drunk, you just don't really notice.

[Tokthree]

Dunno how you found out that she almost got kidnapped while sitting on that street blitzed out of her mind.

[Maxxi]

also this is pretty pointless to say because in an alternate universe you were kidnapped 5 seconds ago, and 4 seconds ago and so on

what im trying to say is that the OPPOSITE of what situation she was in could've happened

Dunno how you found out that she almost got kidnapped while sitting on that street blitzed out of her mind.

her friend was completely sober and told us what happened

[Twerky]

''friend''

[Landmineman4000²]

Now nuke chicago so it won't happen again.

[Caribou]

Doubt it, shes prob just wasted as forget. Going to a beach at 3AM almost gurantees there's gonna be drinking involved.
Source: Personal experience.
Don't worry about it too much she's probably just out having a good time.

If I was a parent, I'd be worried as hell.

[Otis Da HousKat]

You better make sure your sister wasn't raped by blacks.

Unless that's why she went to Chicago.

[MyCreativeName]

its okay maxx i am the genius of the detivetive skills

ill sovle the case dont worry!!!!

You better make sure your sister wasn't raped by blacks.

Unless that's why she went to Chicago.

thats tribal

[SgtDaemon]

thats tribal

more like

RAPIST


_{ok this is not funny at all}

[Blockzillahead]

or she you know, could be out with her friends having fun and partying. when the forget did you conclude she is dead?

[Ducky duck]

omg the first time i read this i didn't see the apostrophe at the end

I know this doesn't belong here but, are you an alt of maxx?

Just askin.

[Blockhead8306]

I know this doesn't belong here but, are you an alt of maxx?

Just askin.

...What.

[Flatflyer]

I know this doesn't belong here but, are you an alt of maxx?

Just askin.

GEE I DONT KNOW

[e-maxx]

I know this doesn't belong here but, are you an alt of maxx?

Just askin.

wat