I think my mom is somewhat paranoid.

[XR-7]

Last night, my mom was watching 20/20 and was based around the events and the mark left on the families from the massacre in California by ForeverAlone.  She wanted me to watch it.  I didn't really want to be around her because she was being so oppressive about cleaning the house, which I'd been doing off and on since literally the second I woke up.  When she noticed I was still ticked off, she started saying:

"Would YOU do something like this since you're mad right now?"
"Uh...no."
"How do I KNOW you wouldn't do this?"
"I'm not handicapped."
"Well he wasn't handicapped. He was probably a really sweet kid. Maybe it was because he WASN'T handicapped that he went and did that."

I just stopped answering mostly because the whole conversation was going nowhere.  But over the next two hours or so, she just kept bringing the subject with assorted questions.

Am I the next American terrorist?

No, but I think she's probably trying to dive into the shallow end.

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If she's actually serious (I hope and assume she's not) and it keeps up, get her some mental help.

[ResonKinetic]

Kill her.

Problem solved.

[Twerky]

Buy her a wrap of tin foil for her birthday

[Niff]

Kill her.

Problem solved.

can you please leave

[Foxscotch]

"somewhat"

[ResonKinetic]

can you please leave

I'm offering valid solutions.

[The Magical Dunes]

I'm offering valid solutions.

murder is illegal. Invalidated, bich :-)

[Niff]

I'm offering valid solutions.

it's really unrealistic, do you think he would do that?

[ResonKinetic]

murder is illegal. Invalidated, bich :-)

Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it isn't a good option, you silly goober.

it's really unrealistic, do you think he would do that?

Probably doesn't have the stones. I'd love to see the news story though.

[bambooXD]

Kill her.

Problem solved.

quit.

no sereously. just go.

[Foxscotch]

Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it isn't a good option, you silly goober.

uh
yeah it does
that is specifically what makes it a bad option

besides the whole killing someone thing, that is

[The Magical Dunes]

it's really unrealistic, do you think he would do that?

he would if he was the next american terrorist! ever think of that, brainiac?

Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it isn't a good option, you silly goober.

I think dealing with mom's silliness is better than prison time and unlimited scorn for the rest of your life.

[DrenDran]

Kill her.

Problem solved.

okay maybe you're not that funny

i mean being offensive is fine and all but there's gotta be like, a build up and a punchline

[SeventhSandwich]

okay maybe you're not that funny

i mean being offensive is fine and all but there's gotta be like, a build up and a punchline

I thought it was funny