I think my mom is somewhat paranoid.

[PowerDag]

lol he wouldn't get very far with a blunt knife

it'd hurt more

but seriously op get your mom some professional help or something

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[DrenDran]

I probably could've said "Kill her" and people would agree with me.

I feel like if I said it people would be pissed at me lol

It's not that the forum has a problem with being offensive, not at all.
You just have to make an actual joke

[ResonKinetic]

I feel like if I said it people would be pissed at me lol

It's not that the forum has a problem with being offensive, not at all.
You just have to make an actual joke

here's a funny joke:

OP's mom

[Bisjac]

she actually sounds like a lunatic lol.
them are some loving serial killer questions herself to be asking someone.

[SlayerZ99]

tell her you plan on purchasing the weapons and ammo next week

[XR-7]

tell her you plan on purchasing the weapons and ammo next week

Not necessary, my dad is a gun collector.

Uh uh um....no.

She still hasn't said anything today, so hopefully she forgot about it. It was still very odd for her to be bringing up those questions.

[ABlockOfCheese]

maybe SHES handicapped

[Kevso]

Therapy could help but idk.

[dudeman162]

Well, if she does ask you about the thing again,  try to act as though you're disappointed in her,  saying something like, "really mom,  you really think that I would go against all of our family values that you and dad have taught me over the years, just because of one isolated incident?  Do you not know your own kids? Why don't you trust me, mom?" or something like that.

[Georges]

Lol, and I thought my dad was paranoid for putting a piece of tape over the front camera on his phone and laptop...

[Skig]

Well, if she does ask you about the thing again,  try to act as though you're disappointed in her,  saying something like, "really mom,  you really think that I would go against all of our family values that you and dad have taught me over the years, just because of one isolated incident?  Do you not know your own kids? Why don't you trust me, mom?" or something like that.

Lol this would not go down well

[ResonKinetic]

Lol, and I thought my dad was paranoid for putting a piece of tape over the front camera on his phone and laptop...

my mom did that to her laptop too

technological ineptitude is pretty funny as long as it doesn't affect how you go about things

[Alyx Vance]

Lol, and I thought my dad was paranoid for putting a piece of tape over the front camera on his phone and laptop...

You don't do that?
I cover up any camera that is pointed at me when I use it

[/Pacha]

Lol, and I thought my dad was paranoid for putting a piece of tape over the front camera on his phone and laptop...

I don't do that on my phone but I do that with my laptop

[ResonKinetic]

You don't do that?
I cover up any camera that is pointed at me when I use it

I don't do that on my phone but I do that with my laptop

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