I have become an albino lobster (forget sunburn)

[Redconer]

this

red and black is kickass

Yay

[Ad Bot]

[TheScout]

if you wear a watch, getting a sunburn around that area sucks because you get to just watch as the skin around the area of your watch get redder and redder

[Lizzy]

if you wear a watch, getting a sunburn around that area sucks because you get to just watch as the skin around the area of your watch get redder and redder

My back looks like a Japanese flag because of how white i am in contrast to the sunburn because i have an opening in my bathing suit

[carolcat]

My back looks like a Japanese flag because of how white i am in contrast to the sunburn because i have an opening in my bathing suit

what if you got a tan with stencils on your back. sun tan art.

[sir dooble]

At least you can look forward to peeling off layers of skin.

[Lego lad]

0/10 not a real lobster

[TheScout]

what if you got a tan with stencils on your back. sun tan art.

it may be gone in a few days and it increases my chances of getting skin cancer BUT ITS ART DAMMIT

[Foxscotch]

what if you got a tan with stencils on your back. sun tan art.

that is nasty

[XR-7]

I'll put some duct tape on your back and then tear it off.

You're welcome.

Get well soon.

[carolcat]

that is nasty

no its genius

[0xBRIANSMITH]

Dye your hair rainbow colors

be feared by all

[TheScout]

Die your hair

woah woah woah no need to kill anything here

[ResonKinetic]

woah woah woah no need to kill anything here

Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.

[0xBRIANSMITH]

woah woah woah no need to kill anything here

shhhhh

[TheScout]

Kill the cat.

Problem solved.

Kill her.

Problem solved.

this checks out