I'm not a Muslim.
You're forgetting how neat eating is.
Like one of these? (Linking in case its classed as NSFW) www.jokeroo.com/pictures/other/1032451.html
food good, would rather be eaten by lions than starve
No idea, first picture I found that resembled anythig close to a blood pen in my mind. Kinda futuristic looking, I like it.
You wouldn't after thirty seconds of using it.
Lions go for the neck so it probably wouldn't be that bad to get eaten by a lion as opposed to a herd of Gila Monsters or a bunch of ants.
plus the lion wont go hungry and I will become fertilizer and grow edible plants so that others may not starve
can we use you
I just ate an entire steak, a plate of hashbrowns, a side of bacon, 2 cups of coffee, and 2 eggs for breakfast. I know better than anyone how awesome eating is.
yea just give me a few days
that sounds oddly similar to something Neil Degrasse Tyson said in a video on youtube