ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[Mr. Hurricane]

"Oh stuff!" I cry, seeing I haven't touched my food.

I jam a forgetload of fries in my mouth and grab the burger. I take a metric shot load of napkins before heading to the briefing room, shoveling down the burger the whole way.

[Ad Bot]

[Theepicman]

"Oh stuff!" I cry, seeing I haven't touched my food.

I jam a forgetload of fries in my mouth and grab the burger. I take a metric shot load of napkins before heading to the briefing room, shoveling down the burger the whole way.

Mr. Hurricane's character for fattest character 2014.

[xxxxkill]

Within the briefing room, a broad-looking man with a large, intimidating beard of beardedness and a fair share of battlescars stands at the podium by the screen.
"Mjolnir team. Your performance yesterday against the Huitzlaotani scouting wing was well-done enough, and your performance today had better match.
You will be sent today to support Valkyrie wing in a counter-offensive against a position the Huitzlaotani had captured. Thunder 1 will be on the ground, and Valkyrie will be providing the primary close air support. That is not to say that Thunder 1 will not call on you to provide support, however your primary targeting should be threats to Valkyrie wing from the sky. You will be flying with AWACS support on this mission.
Keep on your toes. Fly aggressively and aim true. Dismissed.
...
Oh, and one more thing. Don't get too attached to those Mirage 2000s."
Gee I wonder what he could possibly mean by that.

CURRENT OBJECTIVES:
Suit up, taxi out, and head for the Valkyrie/Mjolnir rendezvous point.

[Swat 3]

I follow everyone to the briefing room. I stick behind, wiping my tears away, and pulling myself together. I munch on a burger, suddenly not feeling too hungry as it is soon replaced with excitement. I raise my hand in question:

"What about ATG pilots? I know we all had training with ATA but some of us had special training for ATG. What about those who want to support the ground units primarily, not as a secondary?" I quickly change my posture on the subject, "Of course, sir, I can still to ATA if still requested... erm... ordered."

[xxxxkill]

"Your primary mission is to support Valkyrie wing while they focus on air-to-ground. You are, however, flying multiroles. It falls down to what will be convenient for Thunder 1, and you will be better equipped to handle AA than the slower A-10s that most of Valkyrie is flying.
Any other questions."
The last statement sounds less like a question and more like a "get flying you loving dolt."

[mlockha]

"Your primary mission is to support Valkyrie wing while they focus on air-to-ground. You are, however, flying multiroles. It falls down to what will be convenient for Thunder 1, and you will be better equipped to handle AA than the slower A-10s that most of Valkyrie is flying.
Any other questions."
The last statement sounds less like a question and more like a "get flying you loving dolt."

Obrad leaves the room and suits up, walking to the hangar.

[Gojira]

I head out and suit up. I perform preflight checks on the Mirage 2000, and taxi out to the runway.
"Mjolnir 1-1, requesting takeoff permission."
"Permission granted, Mjolnir 1-1. Good luck."
I punch the lever and get into the air, then once I'm in the air, circle the base and wait for the others.
"Mjolnir 1-1 loitering above base."

[Operator¹]

"Ah forget, I hope the next guy enjoys this plane." I suit up and grab my equipment in the hangar. "Er, no bombs today." I wave to the weapons loader "Just the rocket pods and the air-to-air missiles." I climb into the roosterpit and put on my helmet and oxygen mask, firing up the engines and getting ready to taxi out.

[mlockha]

Obrad puts on his oxygen-mask/helmet and climbs into the roosterpit, starting it up and taxiing out. He turns on the engine and takes off, following Mjolnir 1-1.

[Operator¹]

I promptly take off after Obrad.

[Swat 3]

I quickly suit up and head to my Mirage 2000. I go ahead and ask the weapons loader to add a multi-role setup as I head into my roosterpit. A few minutes later, I am set off to go and I get into the air. "Comms check, this is Turtle 1-6."

[Operator¹]

"Mjolnir 1-4 here, it would be Mjolnir 1-6, not Turtle 1-6; unless we have a Turtle squadron. Heh, your radio is good."

[Gojira]

"Radio checks out, 1-1 reporting in."

[Swat 3]

"Shush."

[mlockha]

"Condor here. Everyone shut up."