Simon flips through the channels on the TV in the recreation room, eventually coming to a news channel. A low voice emits from the TV's speakers. There's some static in the voice, but it only becomes noticeable when his voice yells. The reception here isn't great, but you can probably blame the brass for that.
"This is NCNN on Channel 4 bringing you news of the complete rout of Huitzitlaotani forces on the Tampa expressway. This so-called "Highway of Death" laid down by our Air Force destroyed what was left of several divisions. After a series of victories against Lieutenant General Toltecatl 61st, 62nd, and 101st infantry and armored divisions, the cowardly remnants of this savage force tried to retreat over allied land. Our troops who had just routed them were resting, so the boys in green took a backseat and watches as the boys in the air cleaned up the rest of them. Here are what some of our onlookers had to say."
A 1st lieutenant appeared on the screen. His clothes were nice and ironed, he was wearing a clean and new uniform with no flak vest or helmet. The tall, lanky lieutenant, with bright grey eyes, a handsome face, and combed brown hair, had obviously been chosen as a PR stunt by top brass.
"Y'know, we had just whipped them quite a bit. They tried to take one of our towns, y'know, ship everyone out who could work and kill all the rest, and we wouldn't let 'em, y'know. We don't believe in slavery so these guys- like savages- just come and think that we'd let 'em take our allies like that. So we gave 'em something to think about. When we were done what was left of 'em took and left, like a bunch'a cowards.
"We were tired a bit, so our highest CO here, General Fulton, he said we could jus' take a little break. 'let the fliers take them out'. So we did. We looked at 'em through some binoculars, and we saw 'em all go pop. Explosion here, explosion there, sometimes they ripped 'em up with cannon fire. It was a pretty wild sight. Deserve it though.
"Sucks that we're going to have to clean everythin' up though. Gotta use a vaccum-"
The 1st lieutenant starts to chuckle. Simon changes the channel.