ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[xxxxkill]

alright what'd i miss
internet wasn't working

Bads were explode
POW were also explode
Means goods were explode
Goods might become bads
You will not rescue goods
Goods might be thrown in pit with many tiger of stronk
Swat 3 wants it in the butt from a bad

God damn it why did not command save us? Maybe they just wanted us to die here, or they are too petty and scared to save the people they loving conscripted forcefully into their armed forces. I wasn't supposed to die like this... I... I can't.

They aren't going to come save us... why... why not? I am important. Steele is important. Everyone in this facility needs to be freed. Why? Why didn't they try to save us before they flew away? Why?!

"lol oops"

[Ad Bot]

[Operator¹]

I don't think Obrad has grappling ropes dangling from his plane

[blockguy™]

also we won't be rescuing our guys apparently

poop

[Operator¹]

poop

also I totally was not calibrating my plane or anything

or painting abs on turtle's backup aircraft

[Swat 3]

Swat 3 wants it in the butt from a bad

"lol oops"

true that

also wow command are meanies they deserve to be killed!!!1

[Operator¹]

true that

also wow command are meanies they deserve to be killed!!!1

they'll probably give you a SEPECAT Jaguar

[blockguy™]

so how am i supposed to select my plane that i get for being a 1LT

[Operator¹]

so how am i supposed to select my plane that i get for being a 1LT

you say that you want the A-10 (even though you'll probably get shot down without cover)

[blockguy™]

you say that you want the A-10 (even though you'll probably get shot down without cover)

okay
i want the A-10

[Swat 3]

There is only one real option. I just don't want to betray my country... I won't fight on the soil... I'll just... try to tell them to diplomatically leave this peaceful country... sure... yeah!

Oh my god I am going mad.

[mlockha]

so im squad leader now

im highest ranked in whole squad

okay first order of business hookers and whiskey in rec room

[blockguy™]

so im squad leader now

im highest ranked in whole squad

okay first order of business hookers and whiskey in rec room

yes
"i stick it amazingly in her pooper"

[xxxxkill]

so im squad leader now

im highest ranked in whole squad

okay first order of business hookers and whiskey in rec room

Overruled.
Hookers and vodka in the rec room

[mlockha]

Overruled.
Hookers and vodka in the rec room

my character has a russian name
it makes sense

yes
"i stick it amazingly in her pooper"

she screams
"oh airman ur plane is so big ;-)"

[blockguy™]

Overruled.
Hookers and vodka in the rec room

how about a whole selection of alcoholic beverages