"Man that's bad... both the family lost and the alcohol. I have... er... had a wife. She takes care of the boy. She moved to the other side of the country to live with her mother after she found out I was... erm... gay."
Why
I'd have taken that as an opportunity to nail the guy in the butt
Over and over
Every day
Up the butt
Sometimes in different positions
But always up the butt
Make a double V and an ahegao
While I do you in the butt
Find a fairly large carrot
Shove it right up the butt
Find a bigger carrot
In the butt it goes
Suddenly surprise love
No lube
Up the butt
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brown town.