ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[NoZoner]

You get a teacup filled with, surprise, tea. Meanwhile the silver-haired woman introduces you to herself and everybody else. She is Musashi Sakuya, position 1-2. The blonde one is Yamato "Erwin" Matsumoto, although Matsumoto herself immediately insists on being called Erwin, position 1-4. The sleepy one is Hyuuga Mako, position 1-5.
Once that's done Mako slowly leans to the side, obviously somehow unused to the whole "waking up early thing" despite it being 7:56, her being in the military, and how 7:56 isn't that early anyways. Don't question why there's tea at 7:56 there's tea all the time. Erwin quickly pinches Mako's cheek, quickly saying "Oi! Stay awake will you, commander's gonna lose it if you fall asleep in the roosterpit."
Second Lieutenant Hyuuga makes a quiet squeaking noise and quickly smacks Erwin's peaked cap, which makes the latter immediately let go and adjust it properly. The whole time, Sakuya is quietly smiling and sipping tea as though she's used to her comrades acting like twelve-year old girls in a slice of life anime.
In fact it's starting to feel like this entire scenario is right out of a slice-of-life chinese cartoon.
What's a China.

Obrad chuckles and drinks his tea.
"I am Obrad Antokolskiy, Mjolinir 1-1."

anti pageloss


Fresh from the refueling tanker, I recline into my seat (about as much as these hard seats would allow me to, anyways) and take a deep breath. It's going to be a long flight back home with nobody to talk to.

That communications officer supporting the ground opera- Jesus Christ I'm thinking too damn hard. It's a done deal. Doesn't even loving matter.

I look out the window and watch as the sun sets over the horizon. It's been a long day, but I got through it without too much trouble. We suffered losses, but at least everyone in our flight stayed alive. I think I'm alright with that, for now at least. Top brass is probably going to give us an earful when we're back together for the debriefing. God dammit.

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

You know you wanna get with the tsundere ground communications officer, Casey
Because tsunderes best deres

Obrad chuckles and drinks his tea.
"I am Obrad Antokolskiy, Mjolinir 1-1."

"It's a pleasure, Obra-"
Sakuya is cut off by Erwin, who adjusts her cap in a remarkably mocking way. "Mjolnir 1-1, huh? Aren't you the one who got shot down by a SAM that was tailing you for a full fifteen seconds and did nothing about it?"
"Erwin!"
Erwin lowers the peak of her cap, defending herself quickly. "It's not mean if it's true!"
Mako sleepily sips her tea.

[ZombiLoin]

"Huh. That actually looks pretty good. Never tried raw fish before but I heard it's alright."
"So uh..."
"Yeah gimme four pieces of that stuff. Also a bowl of those soy curd noodles. And that beef in whatever that sauce is."
"Hold on hold on you're going too-"
"Hey can I get some of that deep fried stuff too?"
"Wait a second-
"Hey do you Kinths actually have forks anywhere? I've heard you guys eat with sticks-"
"Just loving pay already and get off the line."
"Okay, by Odin. Also you speak Aesthian pretty good for a Kinth, I always thought they'd have funny accents and-"
"Please PLEASE get the forget away from me."
"Fine fine..."
Simon plops down a few crumpled bills and walks out of the cafeteria with a tray full of some foreign food he doesn't even know the names of.

The weather is nice outside, with a light cool breeze keeping the airbase at a comfortable temperature. The park, with it's colorful pink willows and aesthetically pleasing gardens, seems like a nice place to eat. Simon goes over there.

[mlockha]

"It's a pleasure, Obra-"
Sakuya is cut off by Erwin, who adjusts her cap in a remarkably mocking way. "Mjolnir 1-1, huh? Aren't you the one who got shot down by a SAM that was tailing you for a full fifteen seconds and did nothing about it?"
"Erwin!"
Erwin lowers the peak of her cap, defending herself quickly. "It's not mean if it's true!"
Mako sleepily sips her tea.

"No, no, she's right. I have been very distracted. I have not slept in many days. It was a tactical, and mental blunder."

[ZombiLoin]

"No, no, she's right. I have been very distracted. I have not slept in many days. It was a tactical, and mental blunder."

Simon plops his ass down right next to Obrad, much to everyone's surprise.
"OOOH, are we talking about Obrad's forget ups?"

[mlockha]

Simon plops his ass down right next to Obrad, much to everyone's surprise.
"OOOH, are we talking about Obrad's forget ups?"

go away pls

[xxxxkill]

Simon plops his ass down right next to Obrad, much to everyone's surprise.
"OOOH, are we talking about Obrad's forget ups?"

Erwin yells something in Kintharian. It roughly translates to "Who in the cunt-forget-stuff-richards" She is then hit with her own hat by Sakuya.
Erwin's still rude, Sakuya's still flat, Mako's still sleepy, Homura's still gay, Lisa's still autistic MOVING ON
More introductions are done writing for lots of people is haaaard

[ZombiLoin]

"Shiiit, did Obrad tell you about the time he got the entire squadron grounded 'cus he had someone ship like twelve dozen assault rifles to the base!? He was stupid enough to go to the CO and actually ask him if it was okay to bring the rifles on combat flights!"

[mlockha]

"Shiiit, did Obrad tell you about the time he got the entire squadron grounded 'cus he had someone ship like twelve dozen assault rifles to the base!? He was stupid enough to go to the CO and actually ask him if it was okay to bring the rifles on combat flights!"

"Atleast I didn't walk up to the CO and tell him to go forget himself."
Obrad slowly sips his tea.

[Steele]

I put on the airbrakes and let the plane on my rear get in front of me. Then, I fire two of my missiles at him. As for the plane coming in on the right, I turn to meet him and fire a burst of the rotary cannon and my last two missiles, then break away.

[ZombiLoin]

"Atleast I didn't walk up to the CO and tell him to go forget himself."
Obrad slowly sips his tea.

"You know what that goat forgeter did."
Simon jams some bits of teriyaki beef into his mouth. He continues speaking.
"Fwcucker hfad hwuh bwahlls tah lveavh Shteehl 'n Bhutt-Fhucker bwehrind."
He gulps down the beef.
"Kinth food is actually pretty good. Wonder how their booze is."

[mlockha]

"You know what that goat forgeter did."
Simon jams some bits of teriyaki beef into his mouth. He continues speaking.
"Fwcucker hfad hwuh bwahlls tah lveavh Shteehl 'n Bhutt-Fhucker bwehrind."
He gulps down the beef.
"Kinth food is actually pretty good. Wonder how their booze is."

"Quit being rude and straighten up. You are in an allies country and home. Be more respectful."

[Steele]

"steele and butt-forgeter"
pfft

[ZombiLoin]

"Sorry man, I don't even have a fork to eat with. Not like any of them can understand me. They, uh, hate foreigners, right?"

Simon scoops up a little rice with his hands and stuffs it into his mouth.
He actually finishes before speaking again.

"Hey, you wanna ditch these broads-"
Simon looks at Sakuya's distinctively flat chest and hips. To be perfectly blunt none of them are exactly well endowed, but her chest and hips are like Florida- flat, unremarkable, and boring. Simon corrects himself and continues on.
"-these chicks and hit the bar?"

"Also what's Florida?"

[xxxxkill]

"You know what that goat forgeter did."
Simon jams some bits of teriyaki beef into his mouth. He continues speaking.
"Fwcucker hfad hwuh bwahlls tah lveavh Shteehl 'n Bhutt-Fhucker bwehrind."
He gulps down the beef.
"Kinth food is actually pretty good. Wonder how their booze is."

You receive incredibly disapproving stares indicating that you dishonah your cwountry by lacking so much disrespect.

"Quit being rude and straighten up. You are in an allies country and home. Be more respectful."

Sakuya coughs awkwardly and even Mako looks a little uncomfortable. If there was ever a time to justify being uncomfortable due to the behavior of foreigners then that would be the time.

"Sorry man, I don't even have a fork to eat with. Not like any of them can understand me. They, uh, hate foreigners, right?"

Simon scoops up a little rice with his hands and stuffs it into his mouth.
He actually finishes before speaking again.

"Hey, you wanna ditch these broads-"
Simon looks at Sakuya's distinctively flat chest and hips. To be perfectly blunt none of them are exactly well endowed, but her chest and hips are like Florida- flat, unremarkable, and boring. Simon corrects himself and continues on.
"-these chicks and hit the bar?"

Erwin kind of just quietly stares at you and looking at Sakuya's knuckles you could probably see that she's likely about to slap your stuff in. It is suddenly very, very quiet.