ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[ZombiLoin]

The alien cybord ninja pirate bear-shark spiders being ridden by alien zombie cyborg dragon-national socialists are fighting ethereal transcendent communists in robot shells. These ethereal transcendent robot communists ride into battle on mechanical lava tiger-scorpions that breathe plasma and stuff pure fury upon their enemies. Also they shoot lasers out of their eyes. The ethereal communists also want to spread the evils of communism. Meanwhile, in Kintharia, demons with huge dongs are everywhere and Raiden flight is kicking ass and taking names, functionally committing a genocide of the demon race as they swap from purely air combat to utilizing transforming plane-mechs. At the same time Cuauthli flight and Mjolnir have combined to form Malleus Alata, having formed pacts with ancient beings long thought to be dead, becoming demigods with the capability to form a power mechanical shell around them, becoming the cores of the great machines.

^^The average plot of any Japanese action anime.

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[Operator¹]

I land safely back at Valhalla airbase, taxing into the hangar and walking back to the barracks.

[blockguy™]

"Where have you been?" I look at Victor from my bunk.

[Operator¹]

"We went a combat sortie, that's about it." I walk to the showers with a towel over my shoulder after taking off my flight suit. "There's nothing else to it."

[blockguy™]

"Gotcha."

[Operator¹]

Aircraft: Eurofighter Typhoon
Paint: Turkish Air Force Blue

Gun:
RAC/10 + 3800 Rounds (500kg)

Missile Ordinance (4500kg)
HSM - 20x (1700kg)
JSM - 20x (2800kg)

Countermeasures (700kg)
Flares + Chaff (Extra)

Extra 1800kg for mission specific hardware or extra missiles on air-superiority missions

Aircraft: F/A-18C Hornet
Paint: Aggressor Blue

Gun
RAC/10 + 3800 Rounds (500kg)

Missile Ordinance (4840kg)
HSM - 20x (1700kg)
JSM - 16x (2240kg)
RL-20 - 96x (900kg)

Countermeasures (660kg)
Flares / Chaff + Extra Countermeasures
Integrated Electronic Warfare Suite (Built into Avionics)

I'm in and out of the showers in less than a few minutes, heading to the hangar to do some work on the delivered Typhoon.

[Harm94]

^^The average plot of any Japanese action anime.

[Operator¹]

Next mission

[Operator¹]

I guess not.

[mlockha]

Obrad lands his plane and taxis into the hangar, showering and changing out of his flightsuit. He walks to the barracks.

[NoZoner]

"How does it look?"

"Looks fine. It was just a moderate compressor stall. No big strain on the engine or anything. She's ready to fly as is, in fact."

"That's good to hear. Think there's anything you can do to raise the surge margin?"

"Not without directly modifying the intake design. It's got all the preventative measures any other fighter should have. If you're not interested in requisitioning some new airframe parts, you're just gonna have to deal with it."

"I see. Alright then, I'm heading out. Thanks for keeping me posted. You guys take it easy."

"Dammit Case, that's my line. I'll catch you later."

...

With pretty much nothing left to do for the rest of the day, I sit my ass down on a sofa in the rec room and start watching some TV.

[Operator¹]

dead yet?

[mlockha]

dead yet?

brother its been a day since last post its not dead just calm down

[ZombiLoin]

Simon flies from the Kintharian airstrip back to Valhalla base (finally.)

[Operator¹]

I work on modifying the Typhoon to my preferences, working on the Typhoon through an open access panel to install the fiber optics and connecting them to the flight control system. I look around the hangar before continuing my work.