i have a punctured eardrum

[Mikoyan]

man welcome to the club. whenever I'm in the workshop i always think about putting my balls between the bench vice and clamping them as much as possible.

or putting your hand below a drill press and drilling through just to see what it would do??

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[XR-7]

ive always had these random cringe thoughts of putting a needle or a toothpick in my ear and slamming it in with my palm

You're doing it wrong.  You need to put a sharp object such as you said above and hit it with a rubber mallet.

or putting your hand below a drill press and drilling through just to see what it would do??

I'm out of things to say now.

[ResonKinetic]

i'll puncture something else of yours bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

but man that really sucks

hope you're not deaf in one ear for life

[PurpleSir]

How far can you go?

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one time I was trying to clean out my ear with a q tip and I popped my eardrum and these transparent fluids and blood started pouring out of my ear

[Nonnel]

maybe this wouldn't happen if you didn't drum so hard

[PurpleSir]

>fast

wtf you get those speeds with comcast?

[-Pablo-]

Really strange I woke up with the exact same problem, blood all coming out of my ears :c I got these drops for my ears but I'm staying up tonight, it hurts way too much.

[pefu19]

please tell us what the doctor told you, hope its nothing serious

[Ayxrion]

when i was really little i had these "rocks" in my ear
which was just blood
it was scary

[Biohazard]

everyone ive met online or off has had blood come out of their ears
i swear to god im the only one whose ears dont bleed

[Mr Queeba]

That sucks. Hope you feel better.

[hodot]

Doctor said there's a chance it'll never heal

[Wrapperup]

Doctor said there's a chance it'll never heal

Now you can breathe through your ears!

Just trying to make you feel better.

[Bomb Kirby]

Doctor said there's a chance it'll never heal

hodot NOOOO

you are one of the forum coolguys, don't go deaf on me now

[WaffleCake]

Doctor said there's a chance it'll never heal

if it does heal how long will it take
don't go deaf
don't go deaf
did i mention DON'T GO DEAF