That's right folks, it's everybody's favorite holiday of the year, the day where you can send me birthday wishes & birthday bitches. so get that cake outta the oven & gimme girls who need some lovin' cause I'm eighteen and I'm a lovin machine.
Everybody must cough up a bday wish or else you might *mysteriously* lose your balance one day when you're at the top of your staircase while holding a box of kitchen knives and loaded guns. Or maybe you'll be cruising down some mountain to find out someone has cut your brake line and you've got a 1 way ticket to the ending of Thelma and Louise.
I'm looking to at least get 20 pages of replies.
