Author Topic: My dad's work  (Read 2063 times)

Sometimes my Dad comes home with stories of work and stuff.
He is a Carpender,


So here is the story.


He was working in a trailer and tied a bunch of wires hanging out of something together, a couple minutes later "Chris" a worker, came up and screamed "WHO THE HELL TIED THESE TOGETHER? GET ME SOMETHING TO CUT THEM!" so my dad gave him a knife "I CANT USE THIS! GET ME WIRE CUTTERS" Chris said, my dad gave him his, they were a different kind of wire cutters that cut inside instead of the tip, Chris just threw it and stormed out.

My dad was the first one Chris pissed off.

Then Chris pissed off the Storage Department, everyone in it

Then he pissed off Other parts of the place.

The Boss came to my dad and asked "Whats up? What is Chris doing?" My dad denied Chris doing anything three times until the boss said "If he is doing something Ill kick his ass" My dad laughed and someone else came up complaining.

One person worked up the whole work place and got forgeted for it,

And It reminded me of You Guys
« Last Edit: July 01, 2014, 07:02:08 PM by Ducky duck »


Why are all your posts so dumb?

I honestly cannot follow this story.


i don't get all of the hate on ducky. he's obviously just trying to have some fun, let him be.


I'm not really sure I understand, explain who Chris is and it might make more sense

Also the word is "Carpenter", not "Carpender"

I'm not really sure I understand, explain who Chris is and it might make more sense

Also the word is "Carpenter", not "Carpender"

One of the workers. Its pretty obvious.

One of the workers. Its pretty obvious.
In case it isn't obvious, almost no one is following your story.

Chris could range anywhere from being a worker to a client.

He is a Carpender,
this is a carpender

it penders cars

i don't get all of the hate on ducky. he's obviously just trying to have some fun, let him be.
eh... he's not the sharpest tool in the box

eh... he's not the sharpest tool in the box
I am the same age as Markey, It would make sense why he understands.

In case it isn't obvious, almost no one is following your story.

Chris could range anywhere from being a worker to a client.

That small of a part shouldn't make people not understand it.

what the flying forget am i reading

wasnt ducky duck the one that said "oh yeah if u think im smart, answer this equation" and some ewierd ass equation thing

Nevermind. I reread the story and suddenly it actually made sense.

English Translation:

My dad was working as a carpenter in a trailer, and he tied a bunch of wires that were hanging down together. A couple of minutes later, a coworker named Chris came up to my dad and screamed, "WHO THE HELL TIED THESE [WIRES] TOGETHER? GET ME SOMETHING TO CUT THEM [DOWN]!" So, my dad gave him a knife to cut them down. "I CAN'T USE THIS! GET ME WIRE CUTTERS!" screamed Chris. My dad gave Chris his wire cutters, but they were a different kind of wire cutters than Chris was accustomed to. Chris, confused, just threw the wire cutters and stormed out.

Chris pissed off my dad first, before anyone else.

Then Chris pissed off the entire Storage Department.

Then he pissed off other branches of the workplace.

My dad's boss came up to him and asked, "What's up? What is Chris doing?" My dad denied that Chris had done anything wrong three times. The boss said, "If he is doing something [wrong], I'll kick his ass." My dad laughed it off, but then somebody else came up and complained to the boss about Chris.

One person managed to piss off the entire workplace, and it reminded me of how one person on the Blockland Forum can piss everyone else off.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2014, 08:29:30 PM by $trinick »