help me blf, I need to stop being a pusillanimous individual

[ResonKinetic]

UPDATE: My mom's home and she's going to kill the roach for me, while I still stay down here with my manpoints staying in the negatives.
:(

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

squish a roosterroach?!?!?? with your bare frickin hands???? no thank you

Wwwweeeeeeak.
Actually its understandable. The mess from a large one is annoying to clean.

[Hansome duded]

FACE YOUR FEARS M8

Good idea! Slam it with your face!

[Zanaran2]

Good idea! Slam it with your face!

[Plebian Native American]

get your swat gear, walk up the stairs and eat it

[Plebian Native American]

you can go kill it with your bare hands

BE LIKE ROBBAZ AND forget IT UP WITH YOUR FISTS

[DrenDran]

can you stop bringing that stuff up please. that only happened once and the starfish's been annoying me since day 1 of high school

Do you live in a glass house?

[Plebian Native American]

LMFAOAKFHJSL;S

[awesomebread]

Eat it.

[Superbro11]

Take it with your hand a squash it. Then put it in a microwave for 5 mins and eat it.
There you got a snack AND maned up

[Zanaran2]

Eat it.

Take it with your hand a squash it. Then put it in a microwave for 5 mins and eat it.
There you got a snack AND maned up

[ßlöükfáce]

Do you live in a glass house?

seriously forget OFF

[Plebian Native American]

I CANT
IHSAFDNA

[Rally]

the best probable thing for you to realize at this point is that the roosterroach is about 500x more terrified of you than you are of it. A roosterroach weighs around ~0.0002 whereas a human male weighs upwards of 150lbs. There is absolutely nothing the roosterroach can do to harm you.

Yeah sure, it's icky and gross but honestly, have you seen yourself take a stuff? There's nothing really as gross as you taking a stuff.

[Plebian Native American]

the best probable thing for you to realize at this point is that the roosterroach is about 500x more terrified of you than you are of it. A roosterroach weighs around ~0.0002 whereas a human male weighs upwards of 150lbs. There is absolutely nothing the roosterroach can do to harm you.

Yeah sure, it's icky and gross but honestly, have you seen yourself take a stuff? There's nothing really as gross as you taking a stuff.

forget you for being serious